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The Bride of Dumbfuckenstein June 23, 2010

Filed under: Scured for the churdren,tartlet,Uncategorized,WTF?! — Akeelers Spielberg @ 11:36 pm
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"Yoo luze, yoo deloodid cowz!"

You really are your own worst enemy, Whorelando. I wouldn’t wish the dingho on herself!  I read on the internets that you had sprinkled gun powder on your balls, loaded them into a gun and put the dingho within firing range to make your nightmare a reality. You must have a death wish.  If she’s lucky, she’ll be stomping those balls and yelling, ‘Mozuhl tarve! at your seaside Buddhist nuptials. Don’t pretend she’s smart enough to know she’s not Jewish, with her derpy self.  One can only pray that she falls off of a cliff and into the Cracken‘s mouf.  You would have been better off tossing your balls into the Cracken’s mouf.  At least you’d be sleeping better at night without the dingho hovering over you, licking tears off your face. Creepiness! Hopefully that electric collar I purchased for your bridal registry will curb that. You can thank me later. So sad that it has come to this.  Oh well, sucks to be you!  Hahahahaha!

"Wye do thoze voyciss in mye hedd wisspah 'red rum' evrie thyme eye hav a glass uv reeohah?"

 

I effin’ love Christmas December 22, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Aliers Hotshizski @ 7:20 pm

when I am drunk!!!!!

That is all!

I had to type this multiple times. Akeelers is awesome! She’s the best fuckin’ writer of our generation, bitches!
You betta recognize!

Also, drink some chocolate martinis! They are the wonder drug for the hollderdays!

2oz. vanilla vodka
1oz. chocolate liqueur
1oz. cream liqueur
Mix all the ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and strain into a martini glass….

I love you all!

 

Here’s hoping you all don’t have to pull a “Present Face” December 17, 2009

Filed under: Christmas,yay!!! — Aliers Hotshizski @ 11:13 am
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I ♥ these two chickies. Here is a song about the face people make when they get a Christmas gift they don’t really like/want/need, etc.

 

The hollerdays have brought out my inner pedobear… December 14, 2009

Filed under: Nick Jonas — Aliers Hotshizski @ 5:52 pm
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I’m usually not a Jonas Brothers fan. At all. In fact I think their “music” is borderline terrible.

Then I saw this picture of Nick JonASS. UNF! That bastard is not seventeen. I don’t care what anyone says.

nick jonASS

(Oh, and please don’t tell Chris Hansen, m’kay? I’m not in the mood to “have a seat right over there” :( )

 

Henry Cavill in Hellraiser (part 8) December 7, 2009

Filed under: Henry Cavill,hot mother-farkers,schlong,sezy times,yay!!! — Aliers Hotshizski @ 8:56 pm
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Akeelers said she hasn’t seen a Hellraiser movie since the ’80′s, but I figured she’d want to see our fake boyfriend showing off his acting chops in this cinema masterpiece. I’m guessing it was a “straight to dvd” film ;)

The scene where he is making out with the chick towards the end of the clip is total hotness.

 

 
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