You really are your own worst enemy, Whorelando. I wouldn’t wish the dingho on herself! I read on the internets that you had sprinkled gun powder on your balls, loaded them into a gun and put the dingho within firing range to make your nightmare a reality. You must have a death wish. If she’s lucky, she’ll be stomping those balls and yelling, ‘‘Mozuhl tarve!” at your seaside Buddhist nuptials. Don’t pretend she’s smart enough to know she’s not Jewish, with her derpy self. One can only pray that she falls off of a cliff and into the Cracken‘s mouf. You would have been better off tossing your balls into the Cracken’s mouf. At least you’d be sleeping better at night without the dingho hovering over you, licking tears off your face. Creepiness! Hopefully that electric collar I purchased for your bridal registry will curb that. You can thank me later. So sad that it has come to this. Oh well, sucks to be you! Hahahahaha!

"Wye do thoze voyciss in mye hedd wisspah 'red rum' evrie thyme eye hav a glass uv reeohah?"















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