We’ve all had a major case of the sads around here these past few days, but fear not because my knight in a sweaty parka is here to save the day! Here is Ben Barnes roasting his balls off in 90-degree Boston weather on the set of his new thriller, Valediction. Ben is supposed to be a dad pining away over some skank he had an affair with while his kid is laid up in the hospital or something. I think Eliza Doucheku be that skank. Not feeling the beard though. I’m guessing the goal was to make him look more mature, but he ends up looking like a hot chick with a testosterone problem. I’ll take what I can get because his pretty ass makes me smile.
"Who the hell could this be calling me?"
"Shiiittt! It's Akeelers!"
"Wha?! No it' not my dick in a box, you perv! Aren't we still broken up? Quit calling me!"
Here are some stills from his upcoming movie Dorian Gray. This looks like it might be good. Don’t know how his acting is in this, but he’s definitely pretty enough to play Dorian Gray. I’m so proud of him because he is gainfully employed and doesn’t seem to go for girls of the dingho persuasion.
That painting would look great on my ceiling…
Looking a little crackish here…
"They did it...Aliers and Akeelers finally sat on my phace!
