The Dingho Dances The Can Can’t November 1, 2009

Dear Dingho,

Once again we have to deal with you pulling a Hail Whorely in the press as a result of your interminable FAIL.  Having your equally juvenile publicist put out a bogus story about you lifting your skirt and flashing your dingho bits to Whorelando on a dark LA street lets me know two things:  1. You need to get to a vet STAT!  Whatever it is that is crawling around on your ass is not going to be cured by a gentle breeze.  2. You intended for this story to make people to forget what a complete and utter failure you and your Whora skincare line are.  And they will.  At least until after all the real supermodels come off of maternity leave and push your aesthetically inferior busted self back into the shadows with their fabulousness.  You’ll be happy to know that the stagehands will be bringing you water and keeping you company.

Grow A Fucking Pair! October 1, 2009

Dear Whorelando,

Should we really surprised that you hiked up your bitch tits and ran back into the arms of Cabbytch after she touched down in Paris?  Do you really think it was a good idea to try keeping up appearances after being so publicly embarrassed by your double-dealing dingo friend?   Is your heart really in her hands or are your balls stuffed away in her purse? So many questions!

Bin Bons Is A DILF June 30, 2009

We’ve all had a major case of the sads around here these past few days, but fear not because my knight in a sweaty parka is here to save the day! Here is Ben Barnes roasting his balls off in 90-degree Boston weather on the set of his new thriller, Valediction. Ben is supposed to be a dad pining away over some skank he had an affair with while his kid is laid up in the hospital or something. I think Eliza Doucheku be that skank. Not feeling the beard though.   I’m  guessing the goal was to make him look more mature, but he ends up looking like a hot chick with a testosterone problem.  I’ll take what I can get because his pretty ass makes me smile.

Gone But Not Forgotten June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson

1958-2009

There’s really nothing that I can say that hasn’t already been said.  We lost a truly great talent.  May his memory live on forever through his music. Rest in peace, Michael.

“If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with. – Michael Jackson

Freaking finally June 18, 2009

We just moved into the house we bought last Friday. It took forevers to get here! Ergh. Some year I’ll take pics and stuff
Also! somehow we acquired another cat along the way – now we have three. I think they grow on trees.