I effin’ love Christmas December 22, 2009

when I am drunk!!!!!

That is all!

I had to type this multiple times. Akeelers is awesome! She’s the best fuckin’ writer of our generation, bitches!
You betta recognize!

Also, drink some chocolate martinis! They are the wonder drug for the hollderdays!

2oz. vanilla vodka
1oz. chocolate liqueur
1oz. cream liqueur
Mix all the ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and strain into a martini glass….

I love you all!

Here’s hoping you all don’t have to pull a “Present Face” December 17, 2009

I ♥ these two chickies. Here is a song about the face people make when they get a Christmas gift they don’t really like/want/need, etc.

The hollerdays have brought out my inner pedobear… December 14, 2009

I’m usually not a Jonas Brothers fan. At all. In fact I think their “music” is borderline terrible.

Then I saw this picture of Nick JonASS. UNF! That bastard is not seventeen. I don’t care what anyone says.

(Oh, and please don’t tell Chris Hansen, m’kay? I’m not in the mood to “have a seat right over there” )

Henry Cavill in Hellraiser (part 8) December 7, 2009

Akeelers said she hasn’t seen a Hellraiser movie since the ’80’s, but I figured she’d want to see our fake boyfriend showing off his acting chops in this cinema masterpiece. I’m guessing it was a “straight to dvd” film

The scene where he is making out with the chick towards the end of the clip is total hotness.

I actually watched this movie… December 2, 2009

Because Henry is in it. There was singing. Bad singing. Lots of it. And a guy from ‘N Sync plays the Wolf.

I am ashamed.