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“Hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated.” – George Bernard Shaw

Bin Bons Is A DILF June 30, 2009

We’ve all had a major case of the sads around here these past few days, but fear not because my knight in a sweaty parka is here to save the day! Here is Ben Barnes roasting his balls off in 90-degree Boston weather on the set of his new thriller, Valediction. Ben is supposed to be a dad pining away over some skank he had an affair with while his kid is laid up in the hospital or something. I think Eliza Doucheku be that skank. Not feeling the beard though.   I’m  guessing the goal was to make him look more mature, but he ends up looking like a hot chick with a testosterone problem.  I’ll take what I can get because his pretty ass makes me smile.

Who the hell is this calling me?

"Who the hell could this be calling me?"

Damnit!  Its Akeelers!

"Shiiittt! It's Akeelers!"

No it not my dick in a box, you perv!

"Wha?! No it' not my dick in a box, you perv! Aren't we still broken up? Quit calling me!"

Here are some stills from his upcoming movie Dorian Gray. This looks like it might be good. Don’t know how his acting is in this, but he’s definitely pretty enough to play Dorian Gray.  I’m so proud of him because he is gainfully employed and doesn’t seem to go for girls of the dingho persuasion.

That painting would look great on my ceiling…

Looking a little crackish here…

They did it...Aliers and Akeelers finally sat on my phace!  It was so dark!

"They did it...Aliers and Akeelers finally sat on my phace!

 

Gone But Not Forgotten June 26, 2009

Filed under: Dazed and Confused, Not Phair!, Rest In Peace — Akeelers Spielberg @ 12:35 pm
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Michael Jackson

1958-2009

There’s really nothing that I can say that hasn’t already been said.  We lost a truly great talent.  May his memory live on forever through his music. Rest in peace, Michael.

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“If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same, then everything that happens in between can be dealt with. – Michael Jackson

 

Freaking finally June 18, 2009

Filed under: Ali-ers Crib — Ali-ers Hotshizski @ 9:33 am

We just moved into the house we bought last Friday. It took forevers to get here! Ergh. Some year I’ll take pics and stuff :)
Also! somehow we acquired another cat along the way – now we have three. I think they grow on trees.

 

On Hiatus April 4, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Akeelers Spielberg @ 5:21 pm

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