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People quit typin’ “Ifeelmyself”!!!!! May 29, 2008

Filed under: ifeelmyself, me bitching — Ali-ers Hotshizski @ 7:13 pm
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Twenty friggin’ people typed in “Ifeelmyself” (with no spaces) and ended up at my blog today.
I am happy you like feelin’ yourself, but the madness must stop now.

One excessively creepy person (Born Again is that you?) typed in: “cambodian guy who locked his daughter up”. I hope you are just doing a research paper or somethin’ and not looking for “how to” tips.

I can’t stop eating raw chocolate chip cookie dough.

I wish I was a booger so Orlando would pick me:
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15 Responses to “People quit typin’ “Ifeelmyself”!!!!!”

  1. Cait Says:

    He’s really digging there, isn’t he? Hahahahaha!

    You’re kidding, twenty people found your blog by typing ‘ifeelmyself’. Ewww! People type the strangest things into search engines. People are still finding my blog by typing “Victor Martinez kicks bucket”. Dudes, he kicked a bucket, get over it!

    And raw chocolate chip cookie dough is the best. Peanut butter cookie dough is good too. :P

  2. Ali-ers Says:

    Hahahaha I hope he picked a winner ;)

    It is very strange. I wonder if “Ifeelmyself” is a new phenomenon or something? Is it a band? What’s going on?

    Peanut butter cookie dough sounds good. Can you buy it in a tube?

  3. ali u hav nothing to complain about until someone types in “clean celebrities c.l.i.t.s” on ur blog haha.
    oh thats not even the worst of it…
    and orlie wude soo pik u ali!!

  4. Ali-ers Says:

    Anners – just think that is prolly his sex face too. hee

    Afers – you say the sweetest things :)

  5. joders Says:

    Is Ifeelmyself like I Touch Myself (Divinyls)?

    Just for something to do I googled I Touch Myself. One of the related searches was I Feel Myself (with spaces between the words). When I googled ifeelmyself (without spaces) you were on page 5.

    People have too much time on their hands (including me, it seems)!

    PS I think ifeelmyself might be a nice little link to some classy porn sites.

  6. Ali-ers Says:

    Joders- I looked it up too. You are right “ifeelmyself” is porno. It figures :)
    But I’m surprised they made it all the way through to page 5.

  7. Jennifer Says:

    Haha! I’m glad I hid from the search engines. People creep me out.

  8. Kevin Says:

    I am feeling myself now! Want to watch?

  9. Ali-ers Says:

    No Kevin. But thanks for asking. I’m afraid you’ll have to keep watching yourself in the mirror – alone.

  10. Yes, Kevin. I do! Make it happen, retard.

  11. Ali-ers Says:

    Why is Kevin Bacon even coming here?!

  12. Jnnfr Says:

    Kevin Bacon? Where?

  13. Ali-ers Says:

    I don’t think #9 comment is really Kevin Bacon. He might just be a guy named Kevin who likes to play with his bacon. hee


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