Why the fark are celebs always “canoodling”? Do you have to be famous to canoodle? Can I do it? Can you?
Haha. I don’t even really know what the hell it means. I think it’s like dry humping in front of paparazzi or something.
I am sick today. Which is typical since we are going out of town soon.
I finished watching Troy finally. It was pretty blah. Orlando was too annoying in that movie to be sexy. Eric was hot, even Brad was pretty smexy and I am not a big fan of Pitt-ers.
The girl cousin, P. she was cool too.
A little bug got into my shirt and inside my bra somehow when I was walking Pixie last night. Now my boob is really itchy. I’m glad I’m staying in tonight since it is difficult to look respectable while you’re walking around scratching your boob for an hour.
I have my own little theory about where Orlando Bloom has been these past 4 weeks. He is on one of those plastic surgery cruises – he seems vain enough, don’t you think? What kind of surgery is he getting I wonder? Let’s all guess! 
This is me if I lived in South Park:
Ha, dry humping in front of the paps! That’s dirty.
Orly is finally completing his dream to become a woman. That’s where he has been for the past month. (sorry, I promised Anners a while back I wouldn’t make anymore Orly=gay jokes anymore. But I had to let that one out)
Orly was seriously a little bish in that movie. Eric was adorbs. I wanted to touch him inappropriately.
Shit, I forgot to add feel better! I got distracted by a shiny object
Thankies Daners
LOL about Oral B turnin’ into a she.
Maybe that’s why the paps can’t find him – they’re still looking for a dude, not a pretty British lady with an Adam’s apple. hee
Aliers, that’s probably honestly what’s going on with our little Whore.
Daners, I’ll drink your milkshake if you say more gay mess about my baby. bytch!
Troy was not blah!
P.S. Hahahaha! I just noticed that you worked Kevin Spacey into your myspace link.
Kevin Spacey is a demi-god. For reals. I dig him.
Anners- “If you have a milkshake and I have a milkshake and I have a straw and my straw reaches across the room and starts to drink your milkshake!
Ha, you called him a little whore
Yay! I’m happy someone noticed my”kevin”space(y). I was really quite proud of that
Anners, I’m sorry Troy was not blah. It was bleh.
* No, Daners. My straw! My straw drinks yer milkshake! From across the bloody room!
* Troy was archaic hotness. You best represent.
I hate bugs, we’ve got loads of kamikaze midges here at this time of year so every time we go outside we are eaten alive. Tis not nice.
Hope you feel better soon
Ima drink everyone’s milkshake! Troy was not blah or bleh! Orly doesn’t need plastic surgery because he’s beautiful and perfect and he’s gonna leave that dingo and come back to us!
(OK, he was annoying in Troy but just watch the first half hour and you’ll be aight.)
Anners- Get OUT of here, ghost!!!!
You’re a bastard from a basket HA! I’m gonna buy that movie
Thanks Miss World
Damn those kamikaze midges!
I don’t know what the heck everyone else is talkin’ about with the milkshakes so I’m gonna go pout. haha
Although I think I will go get a chocolate milkshake later.
Girls, girls, girls, you’re all wrong. He’s being circumcised.
I’m with Wanda on Troy. You only need to see the first half an hour or so. Then you can switch the telly off.
Aliers it all goes back to There Will Be Blood. Great film.
Daners, No! You get out of here, gHOst! <– ha! I said ‘ho’.
moderation! Might as well put in all my emails so this doesn’t keep happening… ignore this
Aliers, it’s from “There Will Be Blood”. AWESOME movie. Daniel Day Lewis was ab fab
Oh, I need to see that one. Daners, I went to Steak n’ Shake today w/ Caleigh. Why didn’t you tell me that place was the shizz? haha
Anners, I like your Prince Lesbian avatar
just rented it again and Im going to watch it while I eat my Fred Meyer BBQ chicken for dinner tonight!
We don’t have a Steak and Shake out here which makes me sad
I just discovered it back home before I left for the Navy.
Fred Meyer is the shiznit man! We had those in AK too.
I took Caleigh to Seattle a few years ago. We did the touristy things like the Space Needle and the Pike Place Market. It was so fun.
You’re lucky you live some place cool
hahahha at the comment of napoleon.
i dont know anything about Bloom. dont like him.
i think he went to a gay parade.
Aliers, it was cool for a minute, but I miss the atmosphere back East. I miss the people back east. People are kinda douchey in the North West
The milkshake shenanigans was really confusing me so thanks for clearing that up Daners and Anners! I really have to see There Will Be Blood, I think I might hire it out at the weekend.
When the whole Grunge scene was happening I really, really, really wanted to move to Seattle, join a band and marry Chris Cornell or Eddie Vedder. Or both. It seemed like such a cool place.