My Vent(y) Latte August 25, 2008

Today was the first day of class at APSU. First, I got into an altercation in a parking lot with a fucking puss filled maggot bitch. The parking situation sucks at APSU. Maybe it was fine like 70 years ago when 50 people went to this school. Anyway, I turned into one of their tiny parking lots. This lady was parked in front of me. I didn’t know why she was parked there (maybe waiting to pick someone up?) – blocking the flow of traffic – so I went around her. Of course the lot was full, and I realized – oh she’s waiting for a parking space – my bad.
So I try to leave the parking lot – there is only one way in/out of the lot, and a couple of cars now are lined up behind hers at an angle. But they are totally blocking the exit so I can’t get out. So I ask her nicely if she would mind moving up so the cars behind her can move up so I can exit the lot. She turns into troll woman and says she can’t because she is in line and I cut her off and blah blah blah. And I said, yes, I realize that now – I’m sorry, but I am trying to leave. She told me no, that’s too bad and she won’t move. Luckily for me there is some space between her and the car behind her. Car behind her is being driven by a young dude. I explain the situation and ask him if he’d move forward so the car behind him could also move up so I could get out of the parking lot (plus isn’t blocking the driveway like that a fire hazard or something?)
The lady (puss filled troll) in the front car had her windows open (hee) so I told the guy that, “the bitch in front of you won’t move forward a little bit” to allow him and the car behind him to move up and stop blocking the drive way. He was nice. When he moved up a little bit and asked, “is this far enough?” I said “nah – she’s a cunt, go ahead and bump her a little” (just kidding).
So puss filled maggot bitch sticks her head out the window and says, “ma’am you are very rude.” I told her she was rude for not allowing me to exit the parking lot and also it has been my experience that people who call others rude are usually obnoxiously rude themselves.
I hope one of her boils pops and puss gets in her eyes and blinds her

Then a stupid misinformed bitch of the political Right persuasion irked me today in one of my Poli Sci classes.
Bitch says that Plan B (the morning after pill) causes the body to abort a fertilized egg. She says she worked in a pharmacy so she knows. Bitch is wrong – that is all I know.

Excerpt from Plan B info website:

There are many misconceptions about emergency contraception, so it’s important for your patients to know that Plan B® works similar to regular birth control pills; it simply contains a larger dose of the hormone levonorgestrel. Plan B® is believed to work by:

Preventing ovulation
Possibly preventing fertilization by altering tubal transport of sperm and/or egg
Altering the endometrium, which may inhibit implantation
Plan B® is not effective once the process of implantation has begun. It will not affect an existing pregnancy or harm a developing fetus.

Plan B® should be taken as soon as possible. When taken as directed, within 72 hours after unprotected intercourse, Plan B® can reduce the chance of pregnancy by up to 89%.

* Also, I found and printed out this article to bring into class on Wed.

She argued with me that Health Care Freedom of Conscience Act wouldn’t apply to a pharmicist objecting to the sale of condoms or birth control pills – since these were preventative measures. I told her that there is current plans to alter the definition of abortion by the Bush administration to include almost all forms of contraceptives. She again insisted I was wrong because birth control pills, condoms and IUDs all prevent pregnancy. She also got snotty and said that it wouldn’t matter about condoms because you can buy those in a grocery store (?) But she didn’t believe that Plan B is also a preventative measure. She said Plan B aborts the fertilized egg. She also told me that at her pharmacy – where I am almost positive I will never ever go -she signed a form saying she was morally opposed to Plan B, so she doesn’t have to distrubute it to customers. That’s a cookies and cake for her, but what about the woman who really really needs Plan B? Say this woman was sexually assaulted. Or the condom broke? Or she had a one night stand that she wishes she hadn’t? She has to schelp around town driving from pharmacy to pharmacy wasting precious hours (the sooner taken, the more likely Plan B will prevent pregnancy) because some twit college freshman who works in a pharmacy decided she didn’t want to distribute it?

Alright – so this was a total tangent. A lot of what I said is probably really mean and definitely one sided. But I feel a lot better now for getting it off my chest. And I didn’t have to punch anyone! Yay

* I decided not to bring up this discussion again in class. If she wants to, then fine, I’ll talk about it, but I don’t want to be “that lady” who beats a dead horse and then tries to ride it.