I’m a bit bummed out today. So I gonna post a few of my favorite things. Ben Barnes gets to be first! ha – no one saw that coming 
Yay! to glamma_puss for telling me about these at Just Jared!
Also, glamma – is the #3 comment you?:
Oh dear, he’s starring in a film with Jessica Biel? Say bye-bye to your career, my love, ’cause that beeitch is the kiss o’ doom. Just ask Ryan Reynolds and Chris Evans.
Also, I wonder if he’s uncut he looks like he could be. I do so love a good nibble on the ol’ foreskin.
Ha! Sounds like you Or if it’s not, it’s someone that need to get her snarky arse over here and join our party!
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When I first saw this pic and that big ass patent leather bag I was confused (!) I had to look at it 3 times because I thought, “Is Ben carrying a bunch of coats around? Are they making him the coat check boy!?!”
Jessica Biel, please go away. No one wants to see you in the same pic as Benji:
See how relieved he looks now that she is gone?:
Yay! We get gratuitous big feet action as well:
Seriously Jessica, I’m not kidding. Take your tissue paper adorned dress and go find the hors d’oeuvres or something:
Also! Why isn’t Ben on the movie poster?! People aren’t going to see this movie if Jessica is the only one on the poster! She appeals to men who like buff chicks! These men are not going to see a romantic comedy!!! WTF?! Who is in charge of marketing? Call me before you fuck this shit up!
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This pic isn’t from TIFF, it’s actually from Madrid back in June or something. But he looks delicious so who cares?! 
Jessica Biel bugs my brain but I’m not sure why. I wouldn’t say that to her face though, she could totes kick my ass. I do like her shoes though.
“Easy Virtue”
Is that undercover for “whore” or something? Like a whorish virgin? Am I thinking too much about this title?
Dude, Colin “Bridget Jones” Firth is in this?! Do you know much I love Colin FIrth, just the way he is? I like his wobbily bits
I want to dress like it’s the 20’s again. I wanna be a flapper. Oo, and I wanna dance in a speakeasy. And drink bootlegged liquor my gangland beau acquires. I imagine it would look like the streets would look exactly like the opening scene from Some Like It Hot. Cheesy shotouts and all
Just wanted to put that out there
I covet Jessica’s shoes. Her dress, not so much.
I believe deep down Jessica is really a man. And that’s not fair. Cause she’s still hotter than me.
If she is really a man, that explains Justin Timberlake’s fascinaion with her.
fascination. I swear I’m not really a moron. I just play one on TV
Ben Barnes is prettier than me too.
Thanks for crushing the last pedal on the wilting flower I call my self esteem.
I hope I’m cheering you up some.
Or cheering up someone.
It’s fun to laugh at others,
That’s why I sit in Fred Meyer’s wif my BFF and people watch, because human beings are hilario!
WTF is on Colin’s face? He does not look British, and that’s sort of a requirement for me thinking you’re hot. British, or Irish, or Canadian, or Kiwi.
Colin Firth looks like he should be treking around the wilderness somewhere killing me a rabbit for supper.
Anyone remember reading The Call Of The Wild in elementary school? They’re all like “ooo, it’s about a dog so it’s for kids!” But bytches, Buck goes ape shit, killing things and it warped my fragile little mind and formed me into the person you know and put up with today. Cujo was about a dog, too, but that shiite ain’t for kids, is it?! I wasn’t reading Cujo in fifth grade, highlighting the words on the list so I could prove I read the mofo.
Don’t ask me where that last bit came from. I’m running on no sleep and little food for the past three weeks.
Wait a minute, AND this is a damn remake of a Hitchcock movie?! The f*ck?
They should have just stuck with this poster
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4147682816/tt0017843
I like this chick a lot better than Biel.
And I’m right. She’s a whore. With a scandalous past! Accourding the Hitchcock.
Floozy
Where did my comment go? What’s going on? Have the terrorists won? Is it because I’ve posted 13.5 comments on this damn post in the past ten minutes? Is it the commies? Scientologists? Mormans?
That totes was not me who made that comment about Benji. I was going to ask if that was you since you seem to be fascinated with that piece of beef jerky that’s stapled to the end of his oui oui. I’m glad we’re not the only ones pervin’ on Cindy.
Daner’s-while we’re on the subject of kid-friendly animals that scare the bejebus out of kids-did I ever tell you that I’m scared shitless of the Easter Bunny? No joke. I got dropped by one of those mall ones when I was like 3 or 4 and I haven’t been right since. There was a brief period in my life where I thought I got over my fear and even asked my parents to buy me one for my birthday but my country ass father yelled at me, ” You don’t play with bunnies, you EAT them!” Yep. I went apeshit all over again.
What was this post about again? Oh yeah Cindy. He looks a little stuffed in that suit but he’s still hot and makes Jessica Biel look like the frog king from Shrek. Now that I got to yapping about bunnies, you think Cindy might be a bunny with those big ass feet? I wouldn’t be scare of him though because he’d be a sexy bunny like the Playboy Bunny. I’d totes let him nuzzle me with his little wiggly bunny nose. He needs some lip chap in that last pic though.
Glamma, is it wrong I laughed at the part about eating bunnies? I’m sorry for laughing at your childhood trauma, but I’ll share one of my own. When I was like eight, I was given some jerky by my pop’s redneck backwoods of Michigan living friends. They waited until after I ate it to tell me it was venison. I had no idea what that was, so I asked.
Their answer? It’s Bambi. You just ate Bambi!
I cried for like three hours.
You said he’d be like the Playboy Bunny! And lip chap. That song is in my head now.
However, venison is delich and I can nom nom nom it all day now.
That doesn’t distract from the fact I was traumatized. For life!
No it’s cool. I rather enjoy being crazy. That’s ephed up what you did to Bambi though.
My dad actually tricked me the same way into eating squirrel. I asked what it was and he kept saying “Steak” but wouldn’t specify what kind. When my mom finally broke and told me what it was, my pops spanked me because I freaked out and started spitting all over the place. I don’t know if my mother was laughing because of my reaction or laughing because she knew I was faking like his beating hurt me so he would leave me the hell alone. I should have gotten an Oscar for my dinner time performance!
Squirrel!!!! I can happily say I’ve never had the pleasure.
I did Bambi a favor. Poor thing would have been pimped out by Disney if I hadn’t have eaten it. Bambi would have gone like others before (after?) him, Britney, Miley, Xtina. All pimped out and all wackadoodle. Poor Bambi would never have survived the paps anyway
Pops traumatizing their youngens FTW!!!
My Bambi experience helped me when I was in the Middle East. I didn’t ask what kind of meat made up my sammich in Kuwait. I didn’t want to know cause I just spent cold hard cash on that damn Whopper. All I know was I missed cows. Cause they are delicious
I ♥ you guys!!! You are all the best bloggie mates in the world
I need to come back here to read all these – I have to run to Krogers.
I know right? what the deal with all the Disney kids? They try to give off this sweet, virginal act and end up ephed up. I’m just waiting to see how the Jonas Brothers act once they get turned out.
When I went on deployment, I survived off of pork and beans and Ramen Noodles. I didn’t even bother eating mystery meat after my first port visit and almost the entire command ended up with “Traveler’s Diarrhea”! I looked like Kate Moss circa 1993 when I got back home. The first place my husband took me was to Outback Steakhouse. My knee caps where huge!
Ali-ers- when you get back, the Easy Virtue Trailer is on You Tube. The movie looks pretty good. If it ends up doing well you know Froggy is gonna take credit for all of it, like she’s some serious actress who wasn’t strategically place in a movie with stronger actors. I blame T Baby.
Outback was my first stop when I got back home, too!
My entire team looked like death camp survivors. The joys of the military, no?
Easy Mac was a fav of mine from the PX when we went on our missions.
Ali-ers, tell me you have a Food Town. Please! Or at least, you’ve heard of one
Also, Colin is supposed to look like this.
http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Colin-Firth3.jpg
Jessica Beil made him ugly
Oh Noz! She made him fug!
I know. I cried when I saw that thing on his face.
It should be me
Ha! Kidding. I need sleep! And food!
You want to sit Mark Darcy’s phace. Hee! Maybe if I sit on Benji’s phace he won’t need that lip chap after all
I think Ben may be carrying a man purse in that first pic.
Morgan – Ha! I thought that too when I first looked at it
Miss World – She could totes kick both our arses with out batting an eye. Her shoes are fabu! I ♥ red heels.
My hubbie thinks she is hot. I think he tells me this stuff just to annoy me
Daners – I love the 20’s too! I wish I could’ve hung out at the Algonquin round table wif Dorothy Parker and her posse. She was the original snarky bytch! And that’s a big azz compliment And you are spot on about the title!
In NJ there are Foodtowns every other street or something
glamma_puss – The Easter Bunny dropped you!? Nowadays that Bunny would’ve been sued and screwed!
A good friend of ours is very country and he tells my hubbie and me about eating squirrels and possum – all that good stuff.
Phace sitting FTW!!! It’s fun, easy and requires no real skillz
I know what both you guys mean about the food in the Middle East. I did eat it tho’, I ain’t gonna lie I never asked what the meat was eithers since no one seemed to know.
We had “steak” and “lobster” every other Friday or something. Who knows what that shiz actually was! I blame T-Baby
Daners – your one comment went into spam! Phuck WordPress!
It’s based on a Noël Coward play.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Coward
I didn’t know Hitchcock made a movie of it first! Cool beans.
“You want to sit Mark Darcy’s phace. Hee! Maybe if I sit on Benji’s phace he won’t need that lip chap after all”
hahahahahaha!!
Aliers, I love Foodtown! Well, I did. We used to have a Cook’s, too. That place was cool beans. Fuck, I miss the world on the normal side of the Mississippi. I need to visit, yo!
“Phace sitting FTW!!! It’s fun, easy and requires no real skillz ”
And I ain’t gotta work or nuthing! And I ain’t ashamed Mark Dacry is as old as my dad and I still want to touch Mark Darcy inappropriately. He’s sessy
I still blame Scientologists for my comment dissappearing