DingHo slut! Do you see this shiz? How come Sacha Baron Cohen can find runway work but you’re limited to catwalking inside motorcycles shops? While you were sharpening your claws against Whorely’s petriphied phoreskin, your boy Sacha was stomping the runway of Agatha Ruiz de la Prada, getting his sessy Zoolander on. It doesn’t matter if it’s not The Prada, your unemployed ass needs to get a job! So what if he crashed the show while filming his mockumentary “Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Male“, it’s never stopped your dingho ass from showing up where you are not wanted before! Your lazy arse needs to phollow suit! We all know Whorely put a huge dent in your $3.5M networth with his gambling phuckery and you totes should have made him suck Johnny Depp off to pay him back, but since you have the brain function of a pot holder, I don’t expect your business decisions to be any smarter. Your stupid arse could have been “living the life”, swimming in the millions made off of a WhoreDepp sess tape, and possibly made peace with all of us irate TypHos by supplying us with free copies, but that will never happen! Look cabbage, I know that you career is pretty much at a standstill because you can only take porny pictures and your dropping jawline makes you resemble Fred Mertz from I Love Lucy, but you can’t just not work! If you want people to know there’s dingho steak for dinner, then they need to hear it sizzle!
Ha! That’s awesome
Was the video from the mockumentary or was that fan footage? It’s so hard to tell these days
That outfit he’s wearing is hilarious.
You totes know Miranda is sooo jealous right now!
It’s from an Italian reporter who was covering the fashion show. He’s totes hot and sessy with his hair like that.
It’s frosted! hee
He is sezy.
jaja, there’s a tan boot hanging from his outfit.
AHAHAHAHA! That boot really brings the outfit together.
Ooooh – Akeelers new avatar iz da hotness!
That’s my fave pic of Benji! I’m totally going to get moist whenever I come to BlogSpew (which is like at least 3 times a day!)