A hawt, shitty mess that is! Here’s the lovely Cabbage arriving at LAX on Friday, dressed in a Garden Party Meets World Series get-up. All she needs now is a can of Thunderbird wrapped in a paper bag and a shopping cart full of empty cans to complete the look. The Gunnedah stunnah stopped through to do fuckey-fuckey times with her favorite handbag, Whorelando Bloom, before heading home to Oz to continue her role as fashion ambassador for Sears David Jones. Her extreme beauty and style has inspired a cultural renaissance throughout the Whorely fandom. An imposter posing as one of her staunchest defenders has penned one of the most profound pieces of poetry since, like never:
There once was a lady called Miranda
Who looked as cute as a panda
I want to kiss her sexy a$$
And shag her in the grass
While filming her and Orlanda
That’s our Randa! Inciting threesomes, one hater at a time. Meanwhile the Delphi slags have experienced an epiphany of sorts via one of Miranda’s cryptic messages on her fan site and are seeking spiritual enlightenment through the Pantied One:
–I, too, have been feeling the same way, slapparr. I just haven’t been able to fully comprehend and appreciate Miranda’s magnificence so I have bashed her and her beautiful relationship with Orlando instead.
Now, I must repent these evil sins and convert back to Christianity.
–i feel a warm glow coming across the internet – welcome back to the light Icarus, may you never stray again from its comforting embrace.
In a few minutes you will find the contradiction in your heart will achieve an inner sense of calm and you will be at one with your surroundings, knowing that your sins against miranda and her guidance in your life have been forgiven….
come fellow delphiers… we must see the error of our ways, join us!
I heart you girls!
mayfrayn, I’ve made corrections to my post because I like the facts to be out there. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’m sorry someone would take it that far to insult you. Even that’s a new low for me.
Did I miss something?
Thanks
Wanders: Yeah, someone wrote a cute little limerick about the dingho and used mayfrayn’s name as their screen name.
What the phuck is that phuckery she’s wearing?
I had a doona cover with that pattern on it in the early 80’s (probably before the Gunnedah stunnah was even a sparkle in her daddy’s eye).
I also think that she looks very much like a Thunderbird puppet. All long limbs and ungainly and gangly.
She preggers or something? What’s with the mumu?
jane 121: Nope. Just badly in need of style tips.
joders: “I also think that she looks very much like a Thunderbird puppet.”
HAHAHAHA! Hellz naw!
You know, wearing that granny dress is totally pissing in the face of every other girl in the world. Snatch is totally grinning as if to say “See? I can wear a mumu and an afghan rug and still look hotter than you bitches.” Eff you, Miranda! Just….eff you!
Oh.
What’s a doona?
It’s like a duvet. Or an eiderdown quilt but it doesn’t have goosedown / feathers in it. You use it on your bed in the winter time to keep you warm.
It’s a winter quilt sort of thing but it’s really light on the bed.
my doona has feathers in it. It’s all I use for sleeping. Maybe eiderdown quilt in the proper term – I just always called it a doona.