The blogosphere has been in a lull lately, mostly due to Whorely being a boring sod. So I thought I’d scour the interwebz to find suitable piece of man rod to inject some new life into you girls. At least until Whorely and the Dingho do something else stupid that we can make fun of. Here’s Kylie Minogue grinning like a eunuch with a bag of d*cks while canoodling with her sexy new beau, Spanish underwear model Andres Velensco. Somewhere Olivier Martinez is drying his tears with Whorely’s rancid boxers.
**Joders, when were you going to tell us? I don’t expect you to know this stuff about Kylie just because you’re Aussie, but because you two are practically twins. Don’t you two communicate telepathically or something? 
And who the eph is “Lucia”?
Um…*gulp*…Oh my! My, my, my…Yes indeed, I do believe a hearty “thank you” is in order! Thank you!
He’s delicious! And manly looking.
I don’t know who Lucia is but I want to kick her ass.
Lucia had better be his moms.
Oooohh, he’s nice! Very nice! Kudos to you for finding this one!
You waited until I went on vacay to pull out the steamin’ hawt man meat?! I see how you are
I’m sorry. I had to put his sweet ass on the ho stroll because the ladies were getting restless.
Please accept my piece offering?
http://img206.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=83317_gallery_main-andres-velencoso-photos-10072008-12_123_360lo.jpg
Accepted!!!!!
Very, very nice.
Where the hell was I in October last year that I didn’t see this post about my twins boyphriend?
Akeelers, you even addressed me directly and I ignored you. I’m very, very, a thousand times sorry.
Andres is a hot piece. And Lucia is indeed his mother. And I sometimes look a bit like Kylie Minogue (but without the botox) if you squint
As for when I was going to tell you about Andres, well, Kylie is my twin sister after all. I promised not to sell her out to any gossip columnists or paparazzi. I even agreed to keep her secret from my closest cyber buddies. Mind you, the minute Moronduuhhh Curr confides in me I’ll be sending a group email.
Did anyone happen to see the whole series of photos that went with the last picture you’ve got there? His hand wasn’t hiding his package in the photo I saw.
Linkage, please, Joders.
NSFW…. NSFW…. NSFW….
Okay, try here….
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2009/1/andres-velencoso-segura-nude-naked-penis-cock-nsfw-1.jpg
and here….
http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2009/1/andres-velencoso-segura-nude-naked-penis-cock-nsfw-2.jpg
As you can see from the photo names, these are DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
We haven’t talked about peen on this blog in a while. Awesome!
He’s uncut!
Most European men are. Chances are Barnesy and Whorely are too.