Today I was reading in the news about all the desperate fuckery that a bunch of vigilante mavericks and other people with ass-like qualities were pulling to ensure a McCain upset during this election. Then I came across this video of some crazy conserva-slut who would only give Halloween candy to the children of McCain supporters and I blew a gasket! She is lucky she doesn’t live in my neighborhood. The bad ass kids around here would have snatched that Delta Burke Collection Premium Wig off her conservative head and danced around the bonfire it burned in! Bytch better count her blessings! This election has been marred by so much silliness and pettiness that I really can’t wait for it to end.
In other news, Barack Obama’s nanna, Madelyn Dunham, passed away today in Hawaii after a long battle with cancer. She was only a day away from seeing her grandson possibly become the first black president of the United States. How sad. 
R.I.P. Madelyne Dunham
That is f*cking outrageous! People are friggin’ nuts!
I need a drank now. Forget Ben, I’m drinking his rations too.
That is very sad about his Nana.
How stressful for Obama to be dealing with her death at this time.
When do the polls close tomorrow? I should Google it. I know I won’t be able to relax until this is all over.
Why, Madelyne, why?!
Akeelers! I just read the most EPIC WIN comment on CNN about Sarah Failin!
We all know how she still hasn’t released her med. records, etc.
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/11/03/palin-campaign-stonewalls-on-medical-records/
Then this Jim character, who I think I am in love with right now, had this gem to say under the comment section:
Bible Spice! I fecking ♥ it!!!! Brilliant!
Poor thing! It’s so sad about his Nana.
And he will become the first black President of the United States. I can feel it. Of course, I also believe there will be some Republican fuckery going on and they’ll try and steal the election…again. But it ain’t gonna happen. Cause me thinks Senator Obama is gonna be winning by a landslide.
Oh, and if Folksy McRetard becomes an actual contender for the White House in 2012, I’m going to bash my head against a wall
Hee. I like “Bible Spice” almost as much as I like “Caribou Barbie”!
Daners, maybe we can ask the Canadian government to put a bunch of us disillusioned Americans on a reservation or something. We’ll have free healthcare and we can live off our earnings from the casino we’ll build. Ali-ers and Midget are already on board just in case the unthinkable happens.
Sounds good to me!! We’ll have cheap gas, too, being on the res and all. So we’ll be awesome.
Not long now ladies.
Poor Obama. I’m so sorry about his Nanna.
I VOTED! I’m so happy now! You should have seen me grinning when I walked into my polling place. There was no line and I got free coffee from Starbucks for voting! Free shyt is great!
we’re going right now. The kids are off from school today so Midget is coming with me. I hope she doesn’t start a riot
Tell her to “acquire” one of those electronic polling booths and mail it to me. I want to hook it up to my Wii.
OMG She so DID get that dead cat on her head from the Delta Burke Collection!!! Akeelers you are so observant!
I love that they gave out the woman’s full name and address. I hope she at least got her pumpkins smashed.