Oh noz! Several media outlets are reporting that Whorely and the Dingho are engaged. Bitch never gets tired of lying! She needs a hobby or something. The details are sketchy, as is everything else about their showmance. Some lying hos had this to say:
‘They are talking about settling down and getting married in a year,
‘They have had a bit of crazy year, but they do love each other and she wants to be his wife.’
This after it was reported that his agent teased while refusing to comment on the whispers.
"Gaym, sett, mach!"
The universe has a crazy way of balancing itself out. One day we’re celebrating a newly elected, sane black president, the next we’re mourning the castration betrothal of a heartthrob.
Anners, I’m sorry you had to find out this way. 
Delphiers and Blogsworth girls, let’s mobilize quickly! We have a wedding to stop! Or a lying bitch to beat down!
i think we are the only people who:
1. kno who either of these two are
2. (semi) care about this crap..
gud for them, they are both still talentless rejects and hes still adorable..
I know Afers, but if we don’t put an end to this fuckery, dingoese will be spoken as a first language!
THE DINGHO WORLD ORDER MUST BE STOPPED!
I need a drink.
Afers – I know, right?
Akeelers – I think I’m so wrapped up in Ben that this news doesn’t even upset me.
Go Team Barnes!
You think maybe I’m overreacting like the gun freaks in your post?
I have a good mind to deface my brand new 2009 Orlando Bloom calendar and send it to him so he knows how I feel about this tomfoolery!
But that would be a waste of $15.95 plus postage.
“They’ve had a bit of a crazy year”????
Doing what? God, they must have been soooooo busy meeting up every 4 or 5 weeks, kissing fingertips through barely opened car windows, sunbaking topless while reading (sorry, pretending to) a book, baring a lily white arse by the pool, chatting up well endowed girls in clubs….. I could go on and on and on but you get the picture.
The real reason for this rubbishy report is that they’ve had so little publicity in the last year that they need to drum up some interest in themselves. What else can a washed up pretty boy and vacuous underwear model do?
Joders, I think ‘crazy year ‘ is code word for ‘fake famewhoring year’.
Should I ever see a ring on this dingo’s paw I’ll cull her stoopit arse.
Ha. Actually I don’t really care for some reason. I must be getting a cold or something. I’ll get back to you in a week.
Thanks for posting that silly cardboard loudspeaker picture again, it always puts a grin on my phace.
Anners, you don’t really care because it’s all bullshit.
Do I have to start slapping you bytches? Repeat after me, everyone:
WHORELY IS NOT MARRYING THE DINGO. IT’S ALL A PUBLICITY STUNT FOR THE VS SHOW.
Now go reapeat that 100 times and don’t make me come back here.
He will always look 14 to me. And I wish I could go to the VS show. Maybe it’s all the glitter and shiny things, but it’s so purty. These rumors probably arent true and if they are, it’s very doubtful their marriage would last.
Akeelers – Haha, maybe you did overreact just a little. I blame the gun freaks for getting everyone all riled up
The only thing I know for sure is that if they do get married, her dress is going to be totally fug! Go Fug Yourself will have a category devoted to it and may run a week long special edition of how fug it is
Maybe I am overreacting since he’s not our #1 boyphriend Barnesy, but that’s beside the point! He can’t move on until WE SAY HE CAN MOVE ON!
Oh dear gawd! The black is taking over! I gotta go lay down.
Um, hello, am new here. I just can’t get over the change in OB! He’s so…different (not in a good way) from the way he used to be. Am holding on to what Wanda sez and hope this is all a PR stunt. Personally I think this is payback for the ugly things that were said at JJ about their last sighting. Perhaps Miranduh is mad and wants to see everyone else feel the same way? But apparently he is so pussywhupped (or dazzled) that he will do whatever she says. I long for independent Orly to raise his head again but doubt he has the strength. Ok, thanks for letting me vent & come here w/o an invite
Welcome Neely!
Just in case she’s not bluffing, standby to beat some dingho ass.
Yeah, she could be putting the screws to him (literally & figuratively). I can bring a sack of doorknobs. Just let me know when the rumble’s due to start.
But wouldn’t a more reputable site be reporting this if it were true?
Thanks for the welcome
I agree. The fact that she has only low budget sites reporting lets me know that a lot of major Hollywood gossip insiders are too bored with these tools to even be bothered with their bearding. Seriously, they’re about as entertaining as a ketchup packet.
Still gotta report it though because you just never know. Nobody believed the John Edwards story the Enquirer printed until the scandal broke.
Plus, instead of talking about an engagement ring, they are talking about some cheap costume jewelry he bought her at some art show. Since when has the dingho ever passed up an opportunity to gloat? He needs to propose with an electronic collar.
I don’t know who Neely O’Hara is but if she’s bringing a sack of doornknobs I say we vote her into the club.
This bitch does need to be stoped. I think we do need to assemble a crew to take her down. Right now she should be in Miami for the Vicky Secret fugfest show. And that rumor was just to bring more attention to her phug azz. I hope Doutzen takes all the media away from her.
Neely’s dangerous ass def needs to be a part of the club.
This idiot is probably gonna try to pass off a Ring Pop as an engagement ring at the Tranny’s Secret show. The other Angels should beat her up just because she’s stupid.
Aw, I bow to everyone w/gratitude! Normally I float above this sort of thing (really, should anyone pay attention to a ho-bag?) but this was the last straw! Also, perhaps a member here can be nominated to bitch-slap our erstwhile elf? I mean, really, why does he allow this to go on?
But, to be completely honest with you all, I doubt I have club-worthy credentials. You see, I used to love Kate & Orlando. So, I suppose sadly I have to stay on the outside? But I am available for random acts of violence. I also have a chainsaw and several boards with nails in them if anyone needs to borrow something.
^Ha, I likes Neely O’Hara.
lol she sounds like a sport and all of our kind of lady. One not afraid to make use of a bag of doorknobs (kudos for creativity!)
Me likey Neely too.
They have had a bit of a crazy year = they have both fucked a crazy amount of people during the year.
Can she possibly be more of a lame-ass? HA!! Reduced to hugging her family after the show. What a jerk-off she is. I’m quite glad OralB didn’t show up in Miami anywhere this weekend. Somebody needs to put thayt beetch in her playce!!!
Maybe his new film is about Range Rovers.
^ Janers: Hahahahahahahahha!!!!!