It amazes me how some celebrities become socially awkward douchebags all because they have people constantly blowing smoke signals up their asses.
Take for example Miss Mariah Carey. She was spied by the hags at Page Six in the V.I.P. section at the Presidential Inauguration.
“Somehow she thought she’d be up with the Obama family. When she realized she wasn’t, she bailed.“
To her defense, she thinks she’s Queen of the Butterflies, so I could see how she would want to sit on stage with the other luminaries.
Here’s another douche, Shia LaDouche, getting papped in Glendale, CA a couple of days ago. Apparently he thinks we care about him more than we really do. He’s definitely got the right idea to avoid being photographed by the papparazzi. I just wish a certain dingo-who-shall-not-be-named would steal his idea.
Our last offender is none other than douchebag extraodinaire, Pete Wentz. No need to go any further about the boots. I just hope he is happy that he had his picture taken that day.
i hayt to spread the hayt, buh gosh moo-riah gets on my nerves sumtimes.
shes married, getting her cussy filld up ernite w/ spunk what cude she have to sing about on another cd?
same thing w/ beyonce, i mean the chil is richer than anyone can dream and shes married to another rich person, what cud she possibly have to sing about?
when i listen to moo-moo’s music sumtimes i cant get into it, b/c i really dont believe that shes experiencing what shes singing about… sumtimes it seems like she jus wants to make money off ghey men and lonely wimin…
as for pete, i wudent kik him outta bed, buh dam youre a ‘married’ ’straight’ ‘biological father’ of a baby, act like it and take off those ridiculous boots. they look like they are made from paula abdul’s pubic hair…
Ha! Afers you are so crazy but it’s the truth! Mariah Carey sings about the same crap all the time. Beyonce needs to disappear completely for at least 2 years so that we’ll miss her. If she’s as hot as she puts on, then she can comeback and still be on top. Pete, I dunno. Maybe he turned hi Ughs inside out.
bugger – THOSE boots…… bugger
I’d take 100 Shias and a few dozen Petes for 1 Mariah any day. I cannot stand that woman.
UGH!!! Mariah Carey, where do I begin? I can’t stand how she nor other celebutards acts as if they deserve special treatment as if they’re saving the planet. It’s like, Obama is the leader of the free world, you sing songs about rainbows and butterflies. Get over yourself.