Whorelando won’t have to file for unemployment after all! Here he is in LA on the set of his new movie, Sympathy for DeDingo. Being stuck in a state of perpetual snarkiness, I could easily make fun of the Frodo mullet and the Danskin sweats, but he finally has a real job! Change has come to Whorelando Bloom.
"The girls are going to pissed when they find out the movie is really about Billy Ray Cyrus."
We are witnessing a piece of history! I never thought I’d see the day when Whorely would be on a movie set again. At least not before the next Halley’s Comet sighting. I feel like I should make a speech or something. To be able look out upon a sea of haters with tears in their eyes chanting, ” Yes he can!” would be a very emotional moment for me. We could throw a parade in his honor and have t-shirts printed for the occasion.
I’d like to thank James FrancHo for dropping out of the movie at the last minute. Who cares if Whorelando is second best. Nothing sexier than a man with a job.
I’m going to drink from the shipper Kool Aid and also thank the Dingo for inspiring hope in our idle heartthrob. She truly is an inspiration. If it were not for a piece of him dying with every camera flash, he probably wouldn’t have come out of “retirement”. There I said it. I like your sister. Please don’t shoot!
"Eye dew rowemahntik komedeez az whale. Scee?"
“YES HE CAN!”
Woo to the hoo!!! Mayhaps we’ve seen the last of you know who?
(Also, did you notice that he’s back to hiding under the umbrella again?)
ROTFLMSUAOL at the last piktshur!
If there is an official t-shirt for the occasion, please let me know!
LOL! This is like the second coming. Hail Whorely, for thou ist working once againeth!
go whorely!!! as you say nothing hotter than a man with a job, even if it involves unusual wigs…
ooh and FYI, I would much much rather see photos of you shooting films or hiding under umbrellas than i would of you looking miserable as sin next to a dingho
(BTW dont jinx it wanda “yue no she trwals the net” )
Hey~it’s rudolph the red nosed dingo. Now that she got her wings she can fly for santa too.
Now there’s a job for you dingo -since this modeling thing isn’t going to get you set for life.
Jaded: No t shirt yet. I’m thinking about one that says” Orlando is my homeboy” or something.
Wanda: The umbrella was the first thing I noticed. The sun only shines when the dingo is not around. LOL
icky poo” Actually she’s a tranny clown. She’s auditioning for a romantic comedy. She’s so smart!
OMG that poster of him is priceles!!! I was like, “hey thats… Ba- *Spits drink all over monitor*.
I’m feeling all fangirlish today and I dont even care if the movie ends up a dud. At least he got the ball rolling again!!! GO ORLANDO!!!!!!
Rockerman Whorely– the new face of Tupperware.
Wanda, must add it to your list.
“Danskin sweats”: ajdhjdksjkdjkJK!!!!