Why must I always swim in the cesspool otherwise known as Just Jared? Normally I just filch pics and laugh at the bufoonery that goes on there. Some of my funnier stories have come out of happenings at that place. Yesterday was a different story. I can’t believe I dove off the deep end and splashed around in the muck and the mire with those half-witted pigs just to get a point across that they didn’t care to hear in the first place. I could actually feel myself getting dumber with each post. Posting at that place is the equivalent of crawling around on your stomach. Can you feel my self loathing through your computer screen?
I already knew that I was dealing with a callow adversary, seeing how they have canonized Whorelando Bloom’s pet panty model just by extension of her dating him and chant at her Just Jared altar five times a day, “stunning ho om naked ho!“ I should have known better than to engage these freaks, but then some twat (you know who you are, BITCH!) decided to pull the race card out of her stankin’ ass and throw it into the ring, which sent me off! I don’t know why I am genuinely shocked at the ridiculous shit the shippers will pull just for the sake of winning an argument over these two. Nevermind that another dope tried to draw parallels between mocking Whorelando over his teratoma of a girlfriend to a paraplegic or a homicide victim. Stupidity is a handicap, but still it’s totally unrelated.
"Stunning ho, om naked hoooo! Oooohhhhmmm!"
We also had someone feign outrage over the term dingho being seen as a xenophobic insult. We all have used it as a connotation for her being a wild, predatory bitch for months without this subject ever coming up, but if that’s the game they want to play, then fine. In the spirit of fairness, I’ll remove that word from my vocabulary, but words like bytch, ho, Cabbage Patch, naked ho, you got a run in your panty ho, etc will stay. See, and none of these names are country-specific. I’ll think of more names to call her because I’m cool like that. Since I’ve decided to clean house, I have officially removed JJ from my daily reads list. There are days when trying to take in all that dumbassness leaves me with a severe headache and yesterday was no exception. I even blocked the website from my computer to combat my urge to read there, so I’m counting on you girls to fill me in on the latest so that I may properly ignite the Great Cabbage. Hating never takes a holiday. Sorry shippers.
Blogspew Exclusive! Actual behind the scenes photo of Cabbage Patch after reading at Delphi: "Eyem knott a bunnee boilah!"
Edit**: I filched this pic from O Love. Seems like Mirandirty got DJ’s to pay his appearance fee afterall. That psychotic bitch SO reads Delphi…
"I'm in the money, I'm in the money..."
I don’t know about you girls, but if all we have to do is flash him some money to get him to show up, then I’m booking this asshole for my next birthday party.
Now that I’ve gotten that off my chest, lets move on to lighter news. I had to step away from my computer and go find my happy place. Lookie what I came back with…
I need to find a happy place that’s recession proof.
There there Akeelers.
You know what I found humorous? They fact that they tried to accuse people of misogyny for disliking her. The bitch is a Victoria’s Secret model! She only exists so 13-year-old boys can whack off on her picture! As you said in your title, bitch please.
JJ is a cesspool.
I dont even go to JJ anymore since the hit list was made up that one day. And now with the new papfest pics I dont even wanna waste my time to see what the looney a** shippers say.
BTW, I love your new coach bag and keychains.
Bravo, Akeelers! Well said!
“you got a run in your panty ho”…LOL!
And, oooh, love what you found in your happy place. I may need to take a trip there too!
Wanda: Yeah, I didn’t even take the time acknowledge that dumb ass comment. If she’s supposed to be the new face of female empowerment with all her winking and ass-jutting, then she just set us all back about 100 years. The shippers are trying their damnest to shut us down at Delphi, but it’s not going to happen.
anywho & Callie: Thanks girls. I don’t have an outfit to match, so it looks like I have an excuse to revisit my happy place again.
He looks like shit and he deserves it.
There is no way that anyone anymore can prove now that she doesnt like to phuck with his fans, bitch please; what was all that “maybe he will come” “no he’s not coming”??? Oh and he’s in it with her 100%. No way he would have shown 10 days before the actual DJ’s event if he didnt want to. Doesnt he have a movie to film?
Who knows how long he’ll stay with her. Showing up in Oz is one thing, attending her fashion show is another. He’s already made it quite clear that he doesn’t care to watch her stomp around in those assy clothes. Maybe he’ll be somewhere drinking sake.
OKay so I just went to JJ and my head almost exploded.
‘Dingo’ is not a GD xenophobic term. You’d think Janers or Joders would have said something if it was, seeing that they both hail from Australia and call her an ephing dingo themselves.
It’s a term of endearment. Hello, a joke.
And I will refer to her as the dingo till end times.
“Yelling dingo at a taping was disrespectful to Orlando” <— hahahahah! Give me a break! Who is he, Pope Boniface the third?
You can’t win on JJ. JJ is a refuge for joyless and confrontational retards. Life, for them, is a tragedy. For those who think, life is a comedy.
All of this is comedy.
I wonder why it is that the people who adore Miranda get so worked up about all of this relatively gentle teasing and let it get under their skin (except for that chick from Greece who left a comment on my blog the other day that scared the hell out of me)? Is it just me, or can you sense that their veins are bulging in their foreheads as they type their comments on JJ?
Why so serious?
You think it’s bad now, wait until they break up and “b!tches” starts dropping dimes on OB at JJ. Mass suicides will be abound. The membership at Delphi will explode. Mayfrayn will suddenly become a goth and start making morbid siggies . Their whole little shipper world will be turned upside down.
I’m going to build my fallout shelter and stock it with popcorn now!
Jesus H Christ! I hate JJ with the intensity of a billion white hot suns. And I hate the shippers who post there with the intensity of a billion and one white hot suns.
Since I (God, I’m embarrassed to type this) come from the same country as the ephing dingHo, I can’t be accused of xenophobia when I call her dingHo. I’m gonna keep on calling her dingHo until I drop off my perch.
I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate (okay the word hate doesn’t make sense anymore) the dingHo. And I’m fairly sure I hate Orlando.
What a crock of shit that has all turned out to be.
I love your bag…… i want it!!!
I tried, I really did to get over my mad at the assholes at JJ and couldn’t do it.
But then saw your OB “Sold – I’m in the money, I’m in the money” and I’ve been giggling all day.
Thanks so much. I love you.
PS – Great purse.
JJ scares me.
At least we know why she had most her events cancelled on her first week in Oz. DJ had to save money on her to pay his fee. No surprises, really.