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My Boyfriend’s Back! February 11, 2009

Filed under: Ben Barnes, Peen, getting over it, hot mother-farkers, schlong, yay me — Akeelers Spielberg @ 2:27 pm
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OMG! I almost fell out my chair this morning when I saw these new pics of my baby daddy, Ben Barnes, for the 2009 BAFTA’s. I’m still having throat palpitations!  He’s been hiding out since our nasty little break up, but methinks he’s all better now. Look at how sessy he looks! I’m not even talking about the Zoolander pout. Look at how masculine he looks! He got rid of the hair gel and he toned down the Geico Caveman beard. These pics don’t say “I’ll read you poetry and bring you chamomile tea in bed”. These pics say “I will snap it off up in you!” Easy does it, Barnesy, easy does it…

I’ve been so caught up with all the Cabbage Crap Kid business going on in the media, that I almost forgot what a delightful piece you are!  And I totally want us to get back together.  My husband doesn’t mind, although he totally ruined Prince Caspian for me, making snide remarks even if I so much as smiled with my eyes while you were onscreen.  Well anyways, he’s off fighting the war on terror, so what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.   Whaddya say, my place tonight? 8-ish?

Barnsey, you know me so well!

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11 Responses to “My Boyfriend’s Back!”

  1. zuluzulu5 Says:

    I dont even have anything intelligent to post right now. Everytime I see him the only thing I can think of is *yum*.

  2. Me too! He totally made me forget about that fuckery over at JJ. I’m still gonna roast those two clowns though. Trust.

  3. IcarusMalfoy Says:

    HOT.

  4. He does look good here! Hi Akeelers! Thankies for letting me know ’bout these :)

    I am a terrible blogger :(

  5. You’re not a terrible blogger, Aliers. Life just comes first. Glad to see you here. :) (((Huggies)))

  6. jaded4good Says:

    Meooowww!

  7. Anners Scribonia Boombox Island Says:

    Nice to know there’s actually a hot British actor around. Sorry, Whorelandy.

    Hiiii Aliers!

    Ben and I have the same haircut and I find that all sorts of troubling.

  8. Mrs. M Says:

    he’s totally smiling with the eyes. Tyra would be very proud.

  9. Jenniphur Says:

    So handsome.


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