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“Hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated.” – George Bernard Shaw

Labor of Love February 13, 2009

Filed under: funny ha ha, jealous!, orlando bloom, tartlet, yay!!! — Akeelers Spielberg @ 2:13 pm
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Well, Mirandumb, we can’t say that we’re surprised to see your fake boyfriend show up in Oz. Especially since you deemed it necessary to announce his arrival in the papers, along with a lot of other falsities. Since you spend a lot of time and money on doing things we haters have already said that you won’t do, well, I feel like we own. As partial owner of Miranda Kerr, Inc., I feel like it is my moral responsibility to report to the other shareholders a more realistic account of what happened at the DJ’s fashion show the other night.

You slagbags should consider this my early Valentines Day gift to you since I don’t expect to see any of you lovely haters around here tomorrow.

I ♥ you haters!!!


Ooh!  Here’s a Valentine from the shippers…

I haven't forgotten about you shippers...

"You haters are making us beary crazy."

 

20 Responses to “Labor of Love”

  1. jaded4good Says:

    OMFG!!!

    *bows down*

    We’re not worthy! We’re not worthy!

  2. ducati Says:

    “Viggo you give me fever”………..OMG just brilliant.

  3. zuluzulu5 Says:

    “Somethings dripping out of my ear! Oh, its my brain!!!”

    WHAHAHAHAHAHA you remind why I still follow this mess.

  4. neely o'hara Says:

    OMFG you are the queen of all media!!!! I laughed so hard my dog ran out of the room (& that means exactly what I said, not what it sounds like!). Promise you’ll never stop this ok??

  5. me Says:

    I’m convinced the girl has a mental handicap.
    There is no way anyone with more then one brain cell
    wouldn’t see just how foolish they always look.
    Who does she think she is fooling with her lies???

  6. MistressMayhem Says:

    I think my neighbors heard me, I was laughing so hard.

    Viggo!

    Holy crap that was most excellent.

    Thanks so much for putting that together.

  7. Sighs4l Says:

    “can’t make the back of a milk carton without his name on the front…”

    I’m so f*****g busted – I laughed so hard they were coming out of the other offices to see what was up.

    I cannot begin to tell you how much I loved this. I don’t suppose you could get this onto Youtube?

  8. Mystic Says:

    LMFAO!

    Freakin brilliant! Love the Viggo part and the dramatic music. The end was funny too.

  9. joders Says:

    You made my day. Thank you!

  10. slapparr Says:

    bollocks you made me laugh – particularly when it got to the Viggo section………. whorli seriously needs to sort his shit out, he looks so natural with Vig……..

  11. IcarusMalfoy Says:

    LOL so hard at the milk carton bit.

  12. YOU TUBE! YOU TUBE!

    Methinks there is yet an art form I have not explored….

  13. neely o'hara Says:

    Wha happened to the video???

  14. Akeelers Says:

    What’s wrong with the video? I watched it, seems fine on my end.

  15. jaded4good Says:

    Who knew that jellush8erbytching is an art form? Gawd, I love you girls!

  16. This is great, isn’t it?

  17. FroFro Says:

    That was great!!! I was crying laughing! I agree…..he needs to go revisit that Viggo love. That is a relationship I think everyone would be on board with!

    Jaded – who knew jellushaterbitching could be so much fun too? No reason to get pissed when we can make such fun of her.

  18. Vy Says:

    Oh, my GOD! Why have I not been to your blog before!?!?!?! This was brilliant, absolutely brilliant–I especially loved the expression on Orlando’s face when he saw her feet. lol. Thank you for making my Valentine’s Day. :)

  19. I came by earlier and forgot to leave a comment! Hilarious, Akeelers.

    The dingo’s got hammertoe.

    And her brother looks like Nero.

  20. Janers Says:

    OMG I laughed so much I had to watch it twice.


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