Now that the Hollywood awards season has finally come to an end, I figured we should take the time to award those persons whose outstanding achievements have contributed to the quality and overall morale of the fandumb in a year of highs and lows. Besides, I’m bored as hell and I needed something to do while I wait around for the next batch of Kerrbloom World Tour photos. We have a lot of fan favorites and a few upsets. Click below to find out if any of your favorites won.
The first award, Best Fandom Slang, goes to Anners Scribonia for coining the the insult of choice, “Dingho”. Honorable mention goes to Alegria for the term “Showmance Fatigue” and Mistrs Mayhem for “She Who Fails At The Mall”.
The next award, Best Foreign Language Work of Fiction, goes to the inventor of dingoese, Joders, for Operation Abduct Orly. Honorable mention goes to Wanda Rizzutto for One Evening in Katsuya and Anners Scribonia for Dingo Tales:The Love Potion.
Best Satire goes to Wanda Rizzutto for Our Lady of Nodingo…Or I’m Out. Honorable Mention goes to Anners Scribonia for An Open Letter To Whorelando Bloom and moi, for The Day The Earth Stood Still. I know what you’re thinking, but that was my most popular post evers! Don’t Judge me!
Best Insider Award goes to b!tches for her psychotic rant in Miranda Kerr Plays Twister In A Bikini. Honorable Mention goes to Cara, Padme and Red Robin for contributing to the dumbfuckery over at Just Jizzed as well.
Best Worst Pap Session Photos go to Bauer-Griffin Online for Radial Press with their photographic masterpiece, I Left My Ass In Gran Canaria. Honorable Mention goes to X17 Online for Ducati Shop Bigfoot Photos, and Villa/Anderson for Dykes On Bikes In NYC.
Jellus Fat Toothless H8ter of The Year goes to Georgia Lass for being #1 on the new and improved JJ Love’s hit list. Honorable Mention goes to Mousey, Alegria, Victoriasw, Anywho, Icarus Malfory, and CallieM.
Congratulations to all of our winners! Please keep you acceptance speeches down to 45 seconds or the loser horn from The Price Is Right will play while you’re being escorted off stage by Joaquin Phoenix. Click here if you have no idea what I’m talking about. There are plenty of awards to be handed out, so feel free to leave your suggestions for awardees. We gotta come up with a name for these awards too. I was thinking the Fatties, but that just sounds lame.
ETA**: More new winners posted below!
Most Improved H8ter goes to Jaded of Delphi fame. Honorable Mention goes to Vy for Live From the Set of Sympathy for Delicious and dl_anon for being fans of the fandumb.
Bravo and congratulations to the winners. You are all clever, talented and deserving of these awards!
Why, thank you.
But no award for most psychotic?
No, that award went to b!tches.
I was robbed! Not even a nominee? When I finally got the honor of being impersonated by the shipperloons on JJ? I object!
Sorry jaded
I’ll try to add a category for you.
Congratulations to the winners!
You are all most deserving.
“Best Worst Pap Session Photos go to Bauer-Griffin Online for Radial Press with their photographic masterpiece, I Left My Ass In Gran Canaria. Honorable Mention goes to X17 Online for Ducati Shop Bigfoot Photos, and Villa/Anderson for Dykes On Bikes In NYC.”
LOL!!!
Congratulations to all the winners!
I was robbed too. I made the Hater Hit List!
Sorries, forgot about you too.
I took care of you though.
YAY!
lol. Honorable mention, eh? Not too shabby. I’m glad I was able to sneak myself in there right before the awards.
Congrats to all the winners!
I was robbed, too!
…nah, I wasn’t. I just always wanted to say that.
But I thing that Mayphrayn got robbed!
The awards just keep coming! It’s such an honor just to be nominated with such a fine group of people!
Congrats to all!
Wow an honorable mention, my first. I’ll make
my way up that hater ladder just yet.
I’m honored to be among so many dignified ladies.
**sees something hairy making it’s way towards me**
Oops, ran too long. Thanks!
Oh wow! Ummmm, God, I can’t believe it! I mean, it’s an honour just to be nominated, especially in a field of such talented and successful women.
I’d like to thank my family and my friends. My colleagues at work for putting up with me. God, it must have been so difficult for them to work with a creative genius such as myself.
I’d like to thank my fans. Without you, I’m nothing. And I’d like to thank my staff. If I had any. My mentors and fellow nominees Wanda and Anners. Thank you for your unwavering support and ongoing inspiration.
I’d like to thank the Akeelerdemy Academy for voting for me.
And it would be remiss of me not to thank the woman who made this all possible. The woman who inspired me to write this Foreign Language masterpiece. The woman who made me the successful fatjellushaterbytch that I am today….
Thank you Joders!
Huh?? What do you mean my 45 seconds is up? I’m a phucking award winning superstar!! You can’t kick me of the stage! Who do you think you are? Take your hands off me! Don’t you know who I am??? SECURITY! SECURITY!! I’m being accosted!
Alrighty Joaquin, that’s enough!
I got snubbed!! Nooooo!!!!
But damn, I think we should make these a yearly tradition cuz I have the feeling that even if Whorley dumps the manipulative slut, that he will still find anotherway to insult his own intelligence. (And ours.)
BLOGSPEW ROCKS!!!!!!
aliers and akeelers, i have challenged you hot slags.
http://slackerchic.blogspot.com/2009/02/its-challenge.html
Wow! What an awards show! And the dancing and singing was outstanding. I can’t wait for next year. Maybe the Dingho will actually emcee it like her “kinsman” did at the Oscars.
I am a huge fan of each and every one of you. You all deserve to win and some who weren’t even nominated deserve to win. Hell, we all deserve something for putting up with this shisz for sooooo long now.
BLOGSPEW rocks!
But Hugh Jackman is much hotter and way more talented than MK could ever hope to be. We don’t our awards show to become a joke, do we?
I think the Delphi board should get a best ensemble of bytching. And there should be an award for “most damage done to computer by spitting beverages accross its parts” and whichever poster provoked it with her (or his) witty words. I think we should collect nominees.
How about “most weight lost with the Delphi diet”?
Bravo to all the winners! And I agree you are all so very much deserving of said awards!
Oh! Best Slang award.
Okay, so I prepared a statement just in case I had a chance of winning… (Takes piece of paper out of breastpocket and reads from it with the aid of a monocle):
First I’d like to thank Al Gore for creating the internetz. With out him, none of this would be possible.
Second, I would like to thank Whorelando (my favorite word creation, actually… ha!) Bloom’s mumzy for birthing him. With out her, none of this would be possible.
Thirdly, I would like to give a big PHUCK YOU to the dingo and her mob of mentally perverse whore-baby fanatics for giving me such a copious amount of material to work with. Seriously, without them none of this would be possible.
Of course, I must also thank Joders and Wanders, my sister’s in Whorely for all eternity just because they’re supremely hot stuff.
I’d also like to give a shout-out to the circumspect slags at the Delphi Forum. Would there be an Anners without the support of the Delphi Forum? Yes. But would there be a happy, well-informed Anners? No.
I also must thank the Akeelers Academy for bestowing this most glorious award upon me of which I am most thankful and proud.
P.S. Eric Roberts is a brilliant actor and he deserves another chance.
OY OY I think a shout out to Delphi is highly appropriate LOL
I miss the price is right
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ahhh i’m totally and utterly gutted…. i didnt’ get a mention in the fat jellus haterz catagory……
not even an honoury…
I’m going off to sulk in a corner…..
Now I feel like shyt. I wanted this to be fun for us but now I feel like I’ve alienated you girls. I has a sad.