As The Dingho Turns February 27, 2009

Yes, I’m back to calling her the dingho again.  So what!  You know, I was all set to hang up my dingho-kicking boots and just blog about all the things that actually mattered.  I was even prepared to write you slags a long, drawn out letter about how I wasso over the dingho and her drama, and there was really nothing left to prove by bashing her. Even though her tacky media antics have only gained her notoriety as “Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend”, there was a certain level of frontrum I started to feel for the two of them because there seemed to be no end in sight for this ridiculous showmance.  All that changed when I saw their pics.

Since we’ve mocked the Cabbage Patch mercilessly for losing the Mall Wars and failing at her shameless bid in the media to become the face of Air Dingo, I guess she’s back to trying to make us jealous with her bedraggled boyfriend again. How else do you explain the sheer fuckery that is their attempt to be “caught” making out?  Orlando is arguably one of the worst actors alive, yet still the dingo believed he could feign intense passion on cue for the waiting papparazzi. This thing played out like a poorly acted soap opera, but just like all train wrecks, it’s hard to look away. I’ve never seen two people try so hard at failure!  She even got dressed up for the occasion.  Well at least we know her heart was in it.

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