Yes, I’m back to calling her the dingho again. So what! You know, I was all set to hang up my dingho-kicking boots and just blog about all the things that actually mattered. I was even prepared to write you slags a long, drawn out letter about how I wasso over the dingho and her drama, and there was really nothing left to prove by bashing her. Even though her tacky media antics have only gained her notoriety as “Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend”, there was a certain level of frontrum I started to feel for the two of them because there seemed to be no end in sight for this ridiculous showmance. All that changed when I saw their pics.
Since we’ve mocked the Cabbage Patch mercilessly for losing the Mall Wars and failing at her shameless bid in the media to become the face of Air Dingo, I guess she’s back to trying to make us jealous with her bedraggled boyfriend again. How else do you explain the sheer fuckery that is their attempt to be “caught” making out? Orlando is arguably one of the worst actors alive, yet still the dingo believed he could feign intense passion on cue for the waiting papparazzi. This thing played out like a poorly acted soap opera, but just like all train wrecks, it’s hard to look away. I’ve never seen two people try so hard at failure! She even got dressed up for the occasion. Well at least we know her heart was in it.
LOL ahhhh thats brilliant,
I was on the floor rolling about at the line ” orlando is arguably one of worst actors alive” ahhh bless him, if he hadn’t dinghoed he probably would of preserved that as a well kept secret…
i just love that they kept on coming taking off and putting on his shirt to try and get the best angles – even he is pissing himself laughing at their efforts…..
I wanna see the video! Lemme, lemme, lemme plz!
“Orlando is arguably one of the worst actors alive, yet still the dingo believed he could feign intense passion on cue for the waiting papparazzi. ”
No kidding. LOLworthy attempt.
The video says its private
Now that I’ve seen the video…
Ms. Spielberg, I bow to your greatness.
LOL!!
Could they be anymore awkward?
“Here goes lunch”
ROFL, you did it again!
Epic Fail Indeed.
Too funny. Thanks so much for that.
Please don’t ever stop doing this. We need you to keep
breaking it down for us.
Awesome as ever.
*loud applause and whistling*
Truly awesome!
Ba ha ha ha ha ha!
Awww sorry there dingbut, I speak the truth.
That was amazing. I can’t stop laughing.
The return of Viggo! Eric! A mouthful of dicks!!
Best yet, keep them coming. I’m sure there will
be so many more failures on the horizon.
Thank you so much for this! I didn’t want to even watch this train wreck but you made it not only bearable but enjoyable. You are wonderful!
Yay, it worked!
Like kissing a bag of dicks….I am still crying over that one…ahh hah ha ha ha!!!!
I am so impressed by the video Akeelers! You rock
Thankies!
I am giving you a slow clap followed by thunderous applause
oh shiz! Akeelers, I didn’t get to see the video. Put it back upppppp!!!
Sorry, Anners. You Tube is a ho and muted my video over some copyright business. I went and updated this for you, though.
JAjajajajajja!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4:18-4:25 killed me.
The Y&R music was hot.