My shit has been put on hold. Sorry I haven’t been updating my blog regularly. Life happened, priorities shifted, plus that last papfest in Sidney actually made me dumb or something. I couldn’t come up with a single intelligent thought after witnessing Kerrbloom reach the full potential of their idiocy out on the balcony that one sad day.
Now I know how the dingho walks around feeling everyday of her sad little phony life! Maybe I’ve just succumbed to Showmance Fatigue. Either way, I’m sick and tired of talking about Twit and Twat, although for those of you that do still care, while CPK was off gracing the catwalks in Spain, looking like she should be scaling a mountain in Peru…
Whorely was out at the club in London, herding babes to bring back to his room for a nice de-fleecing (is that even a word?), so prepare to have your eyes raped with another round of ass-plundering pap photos once they reunite again. Sorry for being so lewd, but that crazy bitch can really make you feel wretched when she’s out for revenge.
And Happy Showmanciversary to all you slags over at Delphi. I can’t believe you whores would actually want to commemorate such a dark time in our history! That’s like making 9-11 a national holiday, but whatevs. Party On!
Now on to my favorite subject, Ben Barnes! Ben and a bunch of other hot, young rising stars (Rodrigo Santoro, Robert Pattinson, Ashley Tisdale, and that BITCH Camilla Belle Pepper Head!!!) did a photo shoot for Vanity Fair depicting the musical West Side Story. These photos are made of all sorts of FAIL. You can hardly make out any of the faces in these photos, and dare I say that Jennifer Lopez actually took some of the best photos, but my Barnesy is in them so I guess I shouldn’t complain. Especially since he looks like he wants to kill Camilla Belle with his telekinetic powers. WIN!
I now want to take the time to bitch at my beautiful Barnesy because he is continually breaking my heart trying to pull off the millionaire hobo look that a lot of young actors seem to favor nowadays. No. Just…no. No one is buying that you, of soft, bouncy hair and perfectly chiseled cheekbones, is living the life of a Jack Daniels-swilling, heroin-shooting rockstar. Just stop it!!! I don’t know if you’re refusing to shave and shower because you’re still heartbroken over our little bust up, or if you’re just lounging around, scratching your ass while you’re waiting for Robert Pattinson’s popularity with the Twihards to wane, but this is definitely not a good look for you. And this Mobster On Holiday shit right here that you let the douchebags over at L’UomoVogue do to you is certainly not going to win you any dates. Get your life together!!!
Anners is back, so check her out! Plus, Joders has written more Whorely Fic, so stop by her page, too. I hope this post holds you girls over until my brain is fully functional again. I promise I’ll be the rebel-rowsing cunt you slags have grown to love once I get my shit together again. Cheers!
R.I.P.
Natasha Richardson
(1963-2009)
“Farewell sweet princess, may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.”
I, too, have been stricken with showmance fatigue. Maybe I’ll snap out of it.
That West Side Story montage is a sin.
Yes, those photos are the ass!
Damn that picture of Barnes is HOT. (Not the west-side-story one, I’m just gonna pretend that never happend…. Ugh and Camilla Belle eeekk, ok never happend, never happend…)
OH MY FARKING GOD!!!! MY EYESES!!!!
Whoever that designer in Spain is that came up with that Peruvian mountain-climbing outfit has done something I never would have imagined could happen – I am sitting here, actually feeling sorry for the DingHo!
Ok, I’m over it…didn’t last long…
Thanks for another update, its really slow in the fandom now. Lol, @ the dingho. I hope she does go to a mountain in Peru and gets lost there. Bytch need to eff off somewhere. I thought the Ben Barnes photo shoot was cute, but the problem is you only see his phace once from the front and the rest are all side view.
R.I.P. Natasha Richardson, I hope the media leaves the family alone.
ben barnes is hot!! he;s becoming a MAAAN!
oh and the dingho looks very shite and we are so getting another eyefull when they get back to gether again… I wonder if Whorli will demonstrate his nob in the name of true love…
Isn’t Barnesy just the hottest?? Let’s hope he stays that way and doesn’t go down the road of celeb dumbfuckery like a certain someone.
what is the damn deal with Camilla Belle?!? Her mug is everywhere and why? All i know about her is that she’s dating a Jonas brother and idk why I even know that. i’m not buying her hype.
Also, vey sad about Natasha Richardson! Freak accidents like that are so tragic. They remind you just how fragile and unguaranteed life is.
When you said “this is only a test” I expected a survey. But nooooo, you gave us an actual test pattern!
Such sad news about Natasha Richardson. My heart goes out to her family, especially those boys of hers.
I don’t really have any words to describe how I feel about the get up the dingHo is wearing. Though PHUGLY springs to mind.
Don’t kill me, but I have to confess that Ben Barnes doesn’t ring my bell. Oh, he’s attractive and all, but I just don’t feel anything. I guess that means there’s more of Benji for you to feel, Akeelers! (Even though those West Side Story photos are pretty ordinary.)
Bloom and the dingho are boring. Barnes is hot.
i am so sad about the haitus! What will i do without my snarky little Akeelers and Aliers?!?
i also wanted to invite all you hot slags to enter the give away contest on my site! id much rather one of you hot biatches win than anyone else.
oh and btw, id like to pretend like id be all resentful about James Franco attending my school if i was a student there, but id probably be too busy secretly lusting after his oddly attractive dirtiness.