We’ve all had a major case of the sads around here these past few days, but fear not because my knight in a sweaty parka is here to save the day! Here is Ben Barnes roasting his balls off in 90-degree Boston weather on the set of his new thriller, Valediction. Ben is supposed to be a dad pining away over some skank he had an affair with while his kid is laid up in the hospital or something. I think Eliza Doucheku be that skank. Not feeling the beard though. I’m guessing the goal was to make him look more mature, but he ends up looking like a hot chick with a testosterone problem. I’ll take what I can get because his pretty ass makes me smile.
"Who the hell could this be calling me?"
"Shiiittt! It's Akeelers!"
"Wha?! No it' not my dick in a box, you perv! Aren't we still broken up? Quit calling me!"
Here are some stills from his upcoming movie Dorian Gray. This looks like it might be good. Don’t know how his acting is in this, but he’s definitely pretty enough to play Dorian Gray. I’m so proud of him because he is gainfully employed and doesn’t seem to go for girls of the dingho persuasion.
That painting would look great on my ceiling…
Looking a little crackish here…
"They did it...Aliers and Akeelers finally sat on my phace!
I have trouble working up any enthusiasm for anybody these days but Benji is nice to look at.
Apparently The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (Narnia Part III) is to be filmed on the Gold Coast in Queensland between late July and November this year. So if Prince Capsicum is in the Dawn Treader then maybe we’ll see Bin Bons down under. So to speak
Might be worth a small holiday to Queensland – just to keep an eye on him you understand.
“Might be worth a small holiday to Queensland – just to keep an eye on him you understand.”
I understand completely.
This is the first time I feel at least a tiny bit attracted to BB. Looks a bit more mature and I like it. What can I say? I like a man with beard. And to make this absolutely clear, by “beard” I mean “facial hair on a man’s chin” and not “skinny skanky fameho neverbeen stupormodel pretending to date a pansy and messing with his fans”.
What Jaded said.
His head looks strangely small in these new pictures. Out of proportion small.
You know what they say……small head, small……….!
Teeth? LOL
Just have to add that I love that condom gif with dirty Viggo. His smile is just wicked.
I never understood the tinhatters’ desire to see these two hook until I saw this.
Viggorli>Kerrbloom
hubba hubba
Yum @ The pictures of “Dorian Gray”. Ha.
I cant wait for Dorian Grey to come out in theaters, it will be nice to see him with out the face pubes again.
“They did it…Aliers and Akeelers finally sat on my phace!”
Yay!
I think my crush on him has been restored
I’m disappointed that it went away in the first place.
You know the pretty ones always want to make themselves look dirty and ugly because that’s what makes them a serious actor. Notice how Whorelando started landing serious roles when the dingho came around.
Oh, and I thought he was carrying a bag of fake popcorn at first. But that would just be crazy (and a very cheap prop).
OMG! Thank you, thank you for these delectible pics. I, too, noticed that there doesn’t seem to be much in those jeans, but no matter, it’s the eyes that get me. And, the acting ability. I have full confidence after finally seeing Easy Virtue that he will be absolutely fabulous in each of his movies. You can just see the talent in the stills above. He looks similar to the stills of Whorley in I Love New York, except Bin Bons looks like he’s really upset. Whorley just looked stupid.
I’m afraid I’ll be like one of those teenage screaming girls in the movie theater audience like in Twilight when I go to see Dorian Gray. Be warned, I will embarrass myself!
Ben, when will you film in Southern California? Pleeeeeze!!!
One more thing….. Thank you, Ben, for wearing your jeans up around your hips like a normal human being instead of around your ass like hip-hop wanna-be Whorelando Bloom. Whorley, you’ve been warned about this before! Ben is surpassing you in so many ways. Be careful.
Ben is supposed to be a dad, hence the jeans pulled up to his nipples. I like it better than the saggy ass look Whorely wears. We just have to take turns feeding Ben, that’s all.
I can’t wait for Dorian Gray to come out too! I’m not taking my husband because then I can’t squeal and make other rodent-like sounds. I have Easy Virtue and Bigga Than Ben and he was pretty solid on both of those movies. It’s just that Dorian Gray is an impossible character to play so I hope the critics aren’t too hard on him.
first off, ugh! Eliza fucking Dushku! I am sick of her name, sick of her face, and just all around sick of her! i just dont get the big deal. she’s basically the new Elisha Cuthbert which means below average acting, and a mediocre body and face. i dont want to be mean like im Heidi Klum or anything, but both broads just scream boresville to me. so generic.
After two weeks of bliss ye shall find me swimming in a sea of tears, balled up tissue paper and worn out copies of Pushing Daisies tomorrow.
also i have a major case of the sads too! my husband is leaving for afghanistan again tomorrow.
Oh no, Mrs. M! So sorry to hear about the hubby leaving! Sending lots of {{{hugs}}} and good vibes your way. Aliers and I will be sure to drop by Slacker Chic to check up on you and make sure you haven’t drowned in your own tears
holy photoshop batman! Have you guys seen this yet? I did not know Victoria’s Secret had Pixar on their payroll:
http://img403.imageshack.us/i/003iwu.jpg/
Akeelers! hahahaha I ♥ your new avatar!
“he ends up looking like a hot chick with a testosterone problem”
aahahahahaha – how do you come up with this stuff? We need to get cracking on that typho book (do we still use the word typho around here?)
Why was I not informed that this film is not being released in the United States? Phuckity phuck phuck.
Sorry, I thought you knew. Then again, there is a lot of buzz around the movie so if it fares well at TIFF, It might get picked up here in the US. Or there’s always the internets.
I so did not know. It’s okay. I am more than willing to fly to London on somebody else’s dime to watch this.
I’m debating whether or not I want to wait until a director’s cut comes out on DVD. Maybe I’ll get to see full frontal Barnesy since he was supposedly naked a lot!
He looks a bit Matthew gray gubler in the pictures from Valediction. You don’t get to see him full frontal in Dorian Gray but you do see a lot of his body and his chracter is not gender specific when it comes to doing the dirty.
OMG, you saw Dorian Gray? Do tell, do tell!!!
It’s dark but not as dark as it could have been according to interviews they kept out the gory bits because they wanted to keep it suitable for the british G.C.S.E audience. There’s lots of sex with feathers and blind folds you see his ass (ish) you get a side shot but there’s lots of sex faces and grunting which was good i got my monies worth anyway. He smokes a lot of illegal substances drinks a shit load stays beautiful and fucks anything with a pulse at one point he has a mother after just having the daughter and she’s still hidden under the bed. He seduces the painter of the portrait (the guy) when he threatens to expose the state of the picture the proceeds to kill him kill’s a few more folks then Colin Firth ends up trapping his soul in the painting. Good stuff.
Awesome! So, like does he have a good sex face/ sex grunt? And what about his ass? Is it as flat as it looks in his jeans, or is it good ass? Me wants more details. Just in case you haven’t noticed, we want Barnesy in a bad way around here. Tell us more.
I know it wasn’t a stunt because i read in an interview that the director had him in cycling shorts, they didn’t work so they tried underpants, they didn’t work then a g-string and that didn’t work so they ended up shoving his dick in a sock, he’s pale but he has a good ass he has a dimple in his hip and it’s very muscley. I might be a bit Ben crazy (just a little)
Squee! Ben has a perfect ass! I’m sure my blogmate will be excited to read about this because she actually had concerns about this.
I wish I had more Ben posts to entertain you with but he is so stealth. Not that I don’t mind that he is private because we hate famewhores and attention seekers here as well.
Well I gotta hit the sack because it’s almost 1AM my time. Feel free to look around and post away. I’ll leave the light on for you. Niters!
yes he has a good sex face he starts of as being very innocent all wide eyed and “oh that feels strange, what do you call that?” then as the film progresses his nose starts to crinkle and his teeth clench and he heaves heavy breaths. I’m really sad aren’t i?
Take care bird. It’s been weird but ultimatley stimulating.
Not sad at all. We all want to hump Ben! LOL You take care too.
Erm…not all of us want to hump Pretty Princess Caspian…
Actually I really just wanted to say LOLOLOLOL at your ’shoot me now’ siggie/icon/whateverthehellitis. You made my morning.
I like that he’s pretty.