"Yoo luze, yoo deloodid cowz!"
You really are your own worst enemy, Whorelando. I wouldn’t wish the dingho on herself! I read on the internets that you had sprinkled gun powder on your balls, loaded them into a gun and put the dingho within firing range to make your nightmare a reality. You must have a death wish. If she’s lucky, she’ll be stomping those balls and yelling, ‘‘Mozuhl tarve!” at your seaside Buddhist nuptials. Don’t pretend she’s smart enough to know she’s not Jewish, with her derpy self. One can only pray that she falls off of a cliff and into the Cracken‘s mouf. You would have been better off tossing your balls into the Cracken’s mouf. At least you’d be sleeping better at night without the dingho hovering over you, licking tears off your face. Creepiness! Hopefully that electric collar I purchased for your bridal registry will curb that. You can thank me later. So sad that it has come to this. Oh well, sucks to be you! Hahahahaha!
"Wye do thoze voyciss in mye hedd wisspah 'red rum' evrie thyme eye hav a glass uv reeohah?"
I thought her latest HF editorial for Brideskank Magazine was top sekret. How’d you ever get a preview? Tres artistique. Her range is amazing. She really had me believing she’s a psycho-narcissistic vapid alien bytch in that 2nd pic.
And about Orli’s missing junk — do ya think he even noticed he’s ball-less again?
Frankenskank is pretty damn scary.
Amputees always say that it feels like the missing limb is still there, so my answer would be no. Maybe we should purchase some prosthetic balls for their registry.
I seriously doubt he’s noticed he’s still ball less – its not like he’s had them back for any significant length of time in the last few years…
I will have nightmares about that 2nd pic.
Maybe they will have a Michael Jackson themed wedding so they can play “Thriller” and “Blood on the dance floor”.
Can they change “Dirty Diana” to “Dirty Dingo”?
ahahaa! Thank you for the pictures.
Can I just say how fetching that shade of green is on her in the first pic. Perhaps she’s secretly an ogre. What was it Princess Fiona had to do to become the ogre she truly was? Profess her true love or kiss her true love or something? If that was it, I guess Whorely can’t be her twu luuurve.
That second pic scares the be-jesus out of me.
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