I smell like cotton candy.
I like pie.
And puppies.
And Fyodor Dostoevsky’s Notes from Underground – that existentialist shiz gets me fired up.
I hate boob sweat & swamp arse and the fact that these conditions almost always occur together.
Oh! and yeast infections. They totes suck.
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Lookit! It’s Ben wif short hairs. Yay!!!
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This pic is an “after” of a cover up I had done:
This is the “before”:
pretty hideous, huh?
Perty new tattoo, Ali-er!
Thankies!
I like it soo much better than that hideous cat chasing a butterfly. Peeps said it looked like Barney the dinosaur and shiz!
Oh! I just wanted to thank you for having my back on Blogsworth. Every so often some smug fool comes slumming down my blog with the idea of preaching morality to me. They are the impression that because I do a gossip blog, I must have something to learn from them. So not true. Usually they never come back when they realize that I’m a lot smarter than they are. It’s quite funny.
But thanks, Ali-ers.
Please insert “under” between “are” and “the” in that third sentence.
See, I’m brazilliant!
Thanks for having my back w/ …….. ! (name removed for privacy)
Hi-Five!
Ooohhh, that’s purty!
Btw, do you do MySpace?
Thankies Morgan! The link to my Myspace is under my blogroll and it’s called ‘ali-ers My”kevin”Spacey’. Yes, I am a dork
I have a dumb question for you, Ali-ers….how do you make those pics that move (like the ones you have of Ben over to the right)? Is it difficult? I am a computer dum-dum.
I put up a post for yous!
*Also* you can always find gifs of Bobson on Photobucket! I am sure people have already made some & you can just steal their shit
Hey, I found your site through Kate Blogsworth and I think it’s awesome! I was wondering if you wanted to do a link exchange with my site Slacker Chic. If so just let me know and I will add you to my blogroll. Thanks!
Hey Slacker Chic!
You are already my MySpace Buddy! Did you know that?
But fo’sho we can do a link exchange! I’ll put you up right now!
^ jajaja! That’s phunny!
* Your pop art pic thingy is super cute, Ali-ers!
… I never read Notes from the Underground. I need to read that.
Anners – Thankies! I made that pop art pic in photobucket. It was so easy it should’ve been illegal
Oh, I know what to send you now if we do an Xmas gift exchange!
Photobucket FTW!!!
We’re doing a gipht exchange now? Was that Joders’ idea? Ha.
Yes – that Joders thinks of everything!
You’ve been tagged, mofo.
http://harkwhogoesthere.wordpress.com/2008/09/25/i-have-an-idear/
You know I’m all up for stealing other people’s ideas (ha), but the gift exchange wasn’t my idea. It was Afers.
Joders!!! NOOO!!! I want a confession like this for your taking credit for MY idear too
jfklasfjakl;sjadekl;fjadl;sj J/K
Okay, I’m not really upset about it or anything
I was just acting. It’s part of my audition for Prince Caspicum – the porno version of Caspian.
Don’t you just hate pornos that try to have a plot? Just bring on the phuckin’, that’s what I say!
I totes stole that Caspicum from Janers btw
You know I’m all up for stealing other people’s ideas (ha) but the Xmas Card Exchange wasn’t my idea. It was Ali-ers.
Do pornos have plots these days? That’s a bit high brow for me.
Aw! Joders. I ♥ u! hee
Yeah, those pornos wif plots are a little too high brow
But it’s the only offers I’m getting at the moment
hi my last name is Aliers. i dont speek english, but i want to know if is your last name too because were i live no one have it. write me at katiriamojica@yahoo.com
Hey katiria! I just sent you an e-mail. No, it’s not my last name, but that is so cool that Aliers is your last name!
Y’all come back now, ya hear?
I love your site. Keep it up !
Aliers!!! I miss you guys!
I miss you too, Me!!!