I know I promised to come out of retirement once Kerrdumbass announced their fake engagement, but since She Who Lies got caught telling another lie, I figured I’d write another post anyways. I’m totally kidding. Jaded asked me to.
A River Runs Through It January 19, 2009
I must really hate myself because I keep going over to Just Jack Asses to read all the crazy comments. The shippers over there are still going strong trying to defend their glorified stray. Much to their chagrin, they’ve opened the flood gates for me to make more jokes about Cabbage just by posting this gem:
@80 @ 01/17/2009 at 12:36 pmSo you’re implying that miranda sneaked to the ladies room to meet some press and have an interview. How pathetic! You seem to know a lot about her and been following her every move lol. But hey, models are only humans and humans have a calling of nature. I don’t mean to be rude, but if you’re stomach aches and want to pooh, how long it will take you to finish the deed and clean up? People have different time tables for that matter and you should not base it on your own. lol How shallow is that excuse. One more thing, you can’t choose a time or place if the nature calls. I’m sure you know that.
I don’t know why this shipper felt the need to go on and on about how the dingho probably had to pass her dingo stones, but it was funny of them to refer to her as human. This comment had me snickering at the idea of all the catastrophic events that could have gone down in the restaurant those fateful 30 minutes.
WARNING! If you are drinking a beverage, set it down before watching this clip.
Hey! November 20, 2008
My hubbie came home this morning! His plane came in at 3 am. We are still tired.
It’s good to have a tall person in the house again to change light bulbs and stuff 
Midget and I are still in shock that he’s actually home.
I prolly won’t be posting for a while. I have some stinking papers to write and finals coming up soon. poopies.
But I’ll be thinking of yas!
