I know I promised to come out of retirement once Kerrdumbass announced their fake engagement, but since She Who Lies got caught telling another lie, I figured I’d write another post anyways. I’m totally kidding. Jaded asked me to.
This Is Only A Test March 20, 2009
My shit has been put on hold. Sorry I haven’t been updating my blog regularly. Life happened, priorities shifted, plus that last papfest in Sidney actually made me dumb or something. I couldn’t come up with a single intelligent thought after witnessing Kerrbloom reach the full potential of their idiocy out on the balcony that one sad day. (more…)
As The Dingho Turns February 27, 2009
Yes, I’m back to calling her the dingho again. So what! You know, I was all set to hang up my dingho-kicking boots and just blog about all the things that actually mattered. I was even prepared to write you slags a long, drawn out letter about how I wasso over the dingho and her drama, and there was really nothing left to prove by bashing her. Even though her tacky media antics have only gained her notoriety as “Orlando Bloom’s girlfriend”, there was a certain level of frontrum I started to feel for the two of them because there seemed to be no end in sight for this ridiculous showmance. All that changed when I saw their pics.
And The Winner Is… February 24, 2009
Now that the Hollywood awards season has finally come to an end, I figured we should take the time to award those persons whose outstanding achievements have contributed to the quality and overall morale of the fandumb in a year of highs and lows. Besides, I’m bored as hell and I needed something to do while I wait around for the next batch of Kerrbloom World Tour photos. We have a lot of fan favorites and a few upsets. Click below to find out if any of your favorites won.
