Bin Bons Is A DILF June 30, 2009

We’ve all had a major case of the sads around here these past few days, but fear not because my knight in a sweaty parka is here to save the day! Here is Ben Barnes roasting his balls off in 90-degree Boston weather on the set of his new thriller, Valediction. Ben is supposed to be a dad pining away over some skank he had an affair with while his kid is laid up in the hospital or something. I think Eliza Doucheku be that skank. Not feeling the beard though.   I’m  guessing the goal was to make him look more mature, but he ends up looking like a hot chick with a testosterone problem.  I’ll take what I can get because his pretty ass makes me smile.

My Boyfriend’s Back! February 11, 2009

OMG! I almost fell out my chair this morning when I saw these new pics of my baby daddy, Ben Barnes, for the 2009 BAFTA’s. I’m still having throat palpitations!  He’s been hiding out since our nasty little break up, but methinks he’s all better now. Look at how sessy he looks! I’m not even talking about the Zoolander pout. Look at how masculine he looks! He got rid of the hair gel and he toned down the Geico Caveman beard. These pics don’t say “I’ll read you poetry and bring you chamomile tea in bed”. These pics say “I will snap it off up in you!” Easy does it, Barnesy, easy does it…

I’ve been so caught up with all the Cabbage Crap Kid business going on in the media, that I almost forgot what a delightful piece you are!  And I totally want us to get back together.  My husband doesn’t mind, although he totally ruined Prince Caspian for me, making snide remarks even if I so much as smiled with my eyes while you were onscreen.  Well anyways, he’s off fighting the war on terror, so what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him.   Whaddya say, my place tonight? 8-ish?

Barnsey, you know me so well!

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Ben Barnes Easy Virtue (again) November 3, 2008

Here’s another one! This one is different from the one posted below. Thankies again to barned2thebone. She’s just on top of Ben today

Benji says “naughty” again (this may be replacing “surreal” as his catch phrase) and talks about JB. Oy! Everyone drank! Yes, I said drank.

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Ben runs away from people… likes big asses November 3, 2008

I have a big arse, Beeen! Stop running away from meeee!!!

barned2thebone a.k.a GraceMarieKelly a.k.a CoolMoFo sent me this fabu vid

He’s still going on about Shelf Butt Jessica Biel, but I guess her arse personality is just that much more impressive in real life.

I wonder if the “mystery blonde” he’s been spotted wif is very happy about Ben’s obsession with another woman’s behind woman. I know I’d be thrilled about it:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1602660/board/thread/120913789

I ♥ IMDB! Everything on their message boards is *always* 100% true facts. I’d bet my mother-in-law’s life on it!
The gurl who spotted them should have taken a cellphone pic! Her stalker skillz are lacking.

bless sonata_art at Narnia_Dazzle for locating this piece of goodness.

Mind the Gap October 31, 2008

Hee!
Ben Barnes needed a little extra cash for the Hollerdays, so he’s doing some modeling for The Gap to help make ends meet.

Quit faking Ben, we know you’re not cold. It’s not like you’re in the “D” wif T-Baby.
So take it off! Take it all off!:

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