Exhibit A:
Here he seems to be saying, “See, I am a sezy bitch with short hair. Ali-ers says so.”
“Goddamnit! So help me Jeebus – I am hot with short hair!!!
“Don’t make me cut a muthafucka up in here!”
See, he is so:
Exhibit B:
Here he seems to be saying, “You mean if I cut my hair short again like this I’ll get more ass?!”
Um, yeah, Ben. Just lay off all that hair product, m’kay?
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Also, I noticed that Ben in Bigga Than Ben looks a lot like King Ad-rock cira 1987:
Makes me want to mosey along over to him and sit on his face 
Here is the new tattoo I got a few weeks ago:
I didn’t want to put it in a post by itself as this may be viewed as “pretentious” 
I am really into the bird and cherries look right now. In my “About” page there is another tattoo of mine with a bird and cherries. If you think you sense a theme coming along, you are probably right.
Edinburgh International Film Festival: Bigga Than Ben: A Russian’s Guide To Ripping Off London - gala screening | 27 Jun 2008
Ben Barnes (currently in cinemas in The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian) attends the premiere of a low-budget drama about two Muscovites who travel to London to take the city for all it’s worth.
Who’ll be there: Ben Barnes
When: 27 Jun 2008, 8:30pm
Where: Filmhouse, 88 Lothian Road, Edinburgh, EH3 9BZ
Ben was in Miss World’s neck of the woods!
You could have been in this blonde lady’s place (she’s only the director or something):
Ben waiting for Miss World:
He looks lonely 
Ben Barnes can dip his donut into my creamed coffee any day Whatever that means…
Plus he sounds totally hot as a Russian. Why isn’t this movie Bigga Than Ben out here in the US? It’s a conspiracy damnit! (and no this isn’t my butt – I swear!)
Also he had a tiny role in Stardust. Did you know this? I didn’t know this until yesterday. And his butt chin is delicious!
Look – he can read!
And wears ugly shoes!
And that slapper Demi Rumer Willis wants to shag him too! Noooo!
Orlando – when you look like this again you can call me (I like this pic as you can see a hint of his oui oui, as Anners calls it ):
