My hubby’s fantasy-land baby mama Jessica Blahbla went food shopping:
Yawn:
I really don’t know what he sees in her. Seriously:
This post sux! I’m going to bed.
Jessica Alba went to the grocery store. Big woop. September 30, 2008
Oral B gots some swag… no new boots tho :( September 10, 2008
Orlando Bloom went to the GQ Men of the Year Awards on 9.2.08. No one noticed apparently as this happened over a week ago… or maybe no one cares?
I Canoodle – can you? June 2, 2008
Why the fark are celebs always “canoodling”? Do you have to be famous to canoodle? Can I do it? Can you?
Haha. I don’t even really know what the hell it means. I think it’s like dry humping in front of paparazzi or something.
I am sick today. Which is typical since we are going out of town soon.
I finished watching Troy finally. It was pretty blah. Orlando was too annoying in that movie to be sexy. Eric was hot, even Brad was pretty smexy and I am not a big fan of Pitt-ers.
The girl cousin, P. she was cool too.
A little bug got into my shirt and inside my bra somehow when I was walking Pixie last night. Now my boob is really itchy. I’m glad I’m staying in tonight since it is difficult to look respectable while you’re walking around scratching your boob for an hour.
I have my own little theory about where Orlando Bloom has been these past 4 weeks. He is on one of those plastic surgery cruises – he seems vain enough, don’t you think? What kind of surgery is he getting I wonder? Let’s all guess! 
This is me if I lived in South Park:
I need to go back to sleep May 23, 2008
Yesterday was Caleigh’s last day of school. So now I have to find ways to keep her entertained for the whole summer. If you guys have any suggestions I would very much appreciate them!
We are going to NJ (where I am from) for my cousin’s baby shower. She’s poppin’ one out soon and the babe is due on July 4th.
Troy arrived from Netflix yesterday so I’m gonna give it a looksee today. My life is pretty dull, as you can see. But at least it keeps me off the streets and from stalking Norman Reedus and Oral B.
*also anyone who stops by here please feel free to comment* I doubt a lot of peeps do, but I still extend the invite out to all
Here is a cool picture:
You can get it on a T-shirt here.
