And Now for Something Completely Different October 21, 2008

Monty Python

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So I went to Disney World. It was fun. Now I’m broke. And still really really tired. Here are some pics from the trip:

Midget & fake Prince Caspicum (his wig totes ruined it for me )
His accent was perfect tho’:

I’m leaving on Sunday! October 11, 2008

We are going to WDW early. Yippee! I changed the dates since the midget has Fall Break next week. We’ll be there from the 13-17th, we should be back by the 18th (we’re driving down – yes I am a masochist) I’m telling you guys this because if you don’t hear from me by the 20th or so you better call the cops since I’ll prolly be dead somewhere. Thankies.

Also! Guess what I found out they have at Disney World? An ephing Prince Caspian attraction! Fuck me, it’s like I’ve gone to heaven
According to this slaggette on YouTube, the hot bytch that Disney has sittin’ out front of this heap looks enough like Benji to make her arse squee:
ilovepink4life:

So I work in Disney World and on my day off, I went and played in the parks. I went and met Caspian at the new Narnia attraction, and let me tell ya, he was almost as attractive as Ben Barnes. They have very similar looks and…well, let’s just say I was melting when he was talking to me!

They better not have an ugly guy dressed up like Caspicum when I get there or I’m gonna be pissed! Seriously, I’ll tell him he needs to run along and find the hot one and that he better not be off that day.

I promise to take a bunch of pics – and not just of Caspicum eithers I hope it doesn’t rain And I hope I don’t sweat my ovaries off in that damn vampire costume.

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Bestest song from a Disney movie evers:

Lady and the Tramp “He’s a tramp” – sung by Peggy Lee

Ciao bellas & giovane (Afers). I’ll miss you guys

I’m going to ephing Disney World! W00T!!! September 28, 2008

Yay! I just booked the tickets and everything. I might have a conniption fit of happiness.
We’re doing Mickey’s Not So Scary (but scary expensive) Halloween party!
We went last year too, but it rained (feckers). It better not rain this year, or Mickey Mouse is goin’ get exterminated, that bastardo! I’m so giddy I’m calling ephin’ Mickey a bastardo and shiz!

I’m so thankful to have a child that I use as an excuse to go to these things: