Ben Barnes Easy Virtue (again) November 3, 2008

Here’s another one! This one is different from the one posted below. Thankies again to barned2thebone. She’s just on top of Ben today

Benji says “naughty” again (this may be replacing “surreal” as his catch phrase) and talks about JB. Oy! Everyone drank! Yes, I said drank.

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Ben runs away from people… likes big asses November 3, 2008

I have a big arse, Beeen! Stop running away from meeee!!!

barned2thebone a.k.a GraceMarieKelly a.k.a CoolMoFo sent me this fabu vid

He’s still going on about Shelf Butt Jessica Biel, but I guess her arse personality is just that much more impressive in real life.

I wonder if the “mystery blonde” he’s been spotted wif is very happy about Ben’s obsession with another woman’s behind woman. I know I’d be thrilled about it:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1602660/board/thread/120913789

I ♥ IMDB! Everything on their message boards is *always* 100% true facts. I’d bet my mother-in-law’s life on it!
The gurl who spotted them should have taken a cellphone pic! Her stalker skillz are lacking.

bless sonata_art at Narnia_Dazzle for locating this piece of goodness.

Don’t take the last train to Clarksville, it sux here October 27, 2008

I’m having a shitastic day!

This will make you lolz. The Office – Jim smacks Dwight:

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I was late to school today; when I pulled into the parking lot I realized I left all my books and shite at home. So I decided to go food shopping. I got my period in the frozen food aisle. It sucked. I was wearing beige jeans. I decide to get drunk. I go home, pop open a bottle of Red Stripe. The phone rings, I’m talking to my bro and lighting some aromatherapy candles in a feeble attempt to “soothe” myself. I catch my thumbnail on fire (my nails are still done up like Liberace’s house on Halloween). Apparently glittery nails polish is highly flammable. I blow out my thumbnail like it is a smoking gun. My brother is laughing hysterically. He asks for pics. He is an asshole.

Anyway here’s a pic of my smoking hot new manicure:

Sorry it’s so blurry, I’m a righty and I snapped the pic with my lefty.

Easy Virtue Trailer September 9, 2008

I may hate myself in the morning for saying this, but from the looks of it, I really like Jessica Biel’s character in this film. My mother-in-law was totes the same way when hubbie took me home to meet her.
Mommy-in-law Dearest told hubbie I looked like a “cheap slut w/ tattoos & fake dyed red hair”, whilst I was in the next room. Nice.
I blame T-Baby!
So what ever this character’s name is I’m going to be rooting for her! I may even do the wave in the theater

Daners - Eva Greene should have totes played this chick’s character!

Also, I think it’s safe to say that Benji’s chest tat in Bigga Than Ben was a fake. I’m the teensiest bit disappointed.
Don’t cry, I still ♥ you Ben. Wif your big feet and your probable big schlong

Benji @ Toronto International Film Festival September 9, 2008

I’m a bit bummed out today. So I gonna post a few of my favorite things. Ben Barnes gets to be first! ha – no one saw that coming

Yay! to glamma_puss for telling me about these at Just Jared!

Also, glamma – is the #3 comment you?:

Oh dear, he’s starring in a film with Jessica Biel? Say bye-bye to your career, my love, ’cause that beeitch is the kiss o’ doom. Just ask Ryan Reynolds and Chris Evans.

Also, I wonder if he’s uncut he looks like he could be. I do so love a good nibble on the ol’ foreskin.

Ha! Sounds like you Or if it’s not, it’s someone that need to get her snarky arse over here and join our party!

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When I first saw this pic and that big ass patent leather bag I was confused (!) I had to look at it 3 times because I thought, “Is Ben carrying a bunch of coats around? Are they making him the coat check boy!?!”

Jessica Biel, please go away. No one wants to see you in the same pic as Benji:

See how relieved he looks now that she is gone?:

Yay! We get gratuitous big feet action as well:

Seriously Jessica, I’m not kidding. Take your tissue paper adorned dress and go find the hors d’oeuvres or something:

Also! Why isn’t Ben on the movie poster?! People aren’t going to see this movie if Jessica is the only one on the poster! She appeals to men who like buff chicks! These men are not going to see a romantic comedy!!! WTF?! Who is in charge of marketing? Call me before you fuck this shit up!

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This pic isn’t from TIFF, it’s actually from Madrid back in June or something. But he looks delicious so who cares?!