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“Hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated.” – George Bernard Shaw

Oh noz! Annie get your gun November 11, 2008

Filed under: Whiner, emo — Ali-ers Hotshizski @ 4:24 pm
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Those wacky right-wing Elmer Fudds and Yosemite Sams are out in force buying up every damn gun they can get their nubby hands on. This headless chicken phenomenon is all due to Obama being elected last week. Apparently they are worried the pesky Democrats are gonna take away all their guns and force them to watch PBS and listen to NPR, even during hunting season!

Who knew redneck Repubs could be so emo with their fake sense of persecution ?

Weapons dealers in much of the United States are reporting sharply higher sales since Barack Obama won the presidency a week ago. Buyers and sellers attribute the surge to worries that Obama and a Democratic-controlled Congress will move to restrict firearm ownership, despite the insistence of campaign aides that the president-elect supports gun rights and considers the issue a low priority.

Virginia gun owner Kyle Lewandowski said he was buying a .45-caliber pistol to “hedge my bets.”

“Every election year, you have to worry about your rights being eroded a little bit at a time,” he said. “I also knew, because of the Democrat majority and because of the election, everybody would have the same reaction I did,” he added.

“It’s a fact that the liberal Democrats that now control all three branches of our government do not like guns. They want us out of business,” Connecticut resident Scott Hoffman said. “They don’t want the average American to have a right to defend themselves.”

And New Hampshire gun owner Lloyd Clement said, “I think there’s going to be an attack to some degree on the gun owners.”

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Pig peen October 28, 2008

Will the person who is looking for “pig peen” please come to the front of the room?

The Swine Schlong section is right dis a way ⇒ ⇒ ⇒ pig hi Pictures, Images and Photos

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I sincerely hope, whoever you are, that you came when you saw that smiling waving piggie! Have a fab day :)

 

 

Okay, so I didn’t know ’bout this craze either…. June 3, 2008

Filed under: emo, scottish — Ali-ers Hotshizski @ 5:11 pm
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So I was playing on You Tube today – I was looking for something humorous and cute to put up. Cuz I love yas! Muwah :)
And I came across these emo guys kissing videos. Apparently this is like the cool thing for emo guys to do now. Did you know that? I didn’t know that. I feel weird watching them because I am worried they might not be over 18 or something. So I’m not going to put one up.
But I was so fascinated by this phenomenon that I did a little research: I went to the Emo Corner website. This is what they, as the experts on all things emo, have to say:

Pictures of Emo Guys Kissing
Emo boys kissing.yummy. Considered to be the hottest thing in the emo scene. Usually there is no attraction behind the act of emo guys kissing. They just do it because they can, and they know girls think it’s hot! Boy, are they right, there is just something about it that makes chicks just want to see more. However, sometimes there is a attraction behind the kiss
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So there you have it. They do it cuz chicks dig it. Or they do it cuz they are gay and they dig it. I just didn’t know it was the “hottest thing in the emo scene”, but now I do. On one hand, I think it’s refreshing because some straight girls make out with each other just for the attention of guys. So it’s nice to see these emo boys returning the favor and doing this to impress the girls. On the other hand I think it is kind of lame. But I am also old enough to be some of these kids’ mother, so what do I know?

I did find a cute video for you guys tho’:
CUZ I’M SCOTTISH

I hope Miss World likes it and doesn’t want to punch me in the face :)
♥ U Miss World!