Those wacky right-wing Elmer Fudds and Yosemite Sams are out in force buying up every damn gun they can get their nubby hands on. This headless chicken phenomenon is all due to Obama being elected last week. Apparently they are worried the pesky Democrats are gonna take away all their guns and force them to watch PBS and listen to NPR, even during hunting season!
Who knew redneck Repubs could be so emo with their fake sense of persecution ?
Weapons dealers in much of the United States are reporting sharply higher sales since Barack Obama won the presidency a week ago. Buyers and sellers attribute the surge to worries that Obama and a Democratic-controlled Congress will move to restrict firearm ownership, despite the insistence of campaign aides that the president-elect supports gun rights and considers the issue a low priority.
Virginia gun owner Kyle Lewandowski said he was buying a .45-caliber pistol to “hedge my bets.”
“Every election year, you have to worry about your rights being eroded a little bit at a time,” he said. “I also knew, because of the Democrat majority and because of the election, everybody would have the same reaction I did,” he added.
“It’s a fact that the liberal Democrats that now control all three branches of our government do not like guns. They want us out of business,” Connecticut resident Scott Hoffman said. “They don’t want the average American to have a right to defend themselves.”
And New Hampshire gun owner Lloyd Clement said, “I think there’s going to be an attack to some degree on the gun owners.”













